SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

Yes, the title says it all. I figured since many of us may be traveling for the upcoming winter holidays, it was time to unveil my dirty secret project: A comprehensive list of all the best nightclubs in every city in the world, expertly compiled by the jetsetters who frequent them.

Some things to keep in mind:

1. The definition of ‘best.’ For the purposes of this list ‘best clubs’ are defined (but not limited to) clubs that
a. Radiate with obnoxious exclusivity
b. Are most likely challenging to get into without ‘connections’ (* indicates members only clubs)
c. Are non-sensically expensive
d. Are home to celebrity sightings and
e. Host famous DJs

So if you’re looking for a low-key, hassle free bar to enjoy a beer near cost price, this list is not for you.

2. What’s ‘hot’ changes in every city every month (or every week, in the case of New York). This guide, while ‘in’ right now, will eventually be outdated. So take these suggestions with a grain of salt.

WARNING: You might have ridiculous amounts of fun. You might get ripped off. Remember, clubbing is addictive.

So here we go…buckle up and put your party shoes on:

Aix-en-Provence
- Le Mistral

Amsterdam
- Jimmy Woo
- Club 11
- Rain
- Zebra Lounge
- Mansion

Antibes
- Pulp
- Les Pecheurs

Antwerp
- Noxx
- Nanno
- Industria
- Fever
- Carré
- Café d’Anvers
- Red and Blue

Athens
- Villa Mercedes
- Rock n’ Roll (winter)
- Island (summer)

Bangkok
- The Bed Supper Club
- The Tunnel
- Spasso

Barcelona
- La Terrasa
- Sutton
- Danzatoria
- Catwalk
- Duvet
- Buddha Bar
- Razzmatazz
- Shoko
- Carpe Diem Lounge (CDLC)

Basel
- Bar Rouge

Beijing
- Suzie Wong
- Bed Bar
- Lan Club

Beirut
- Sky Bar
- Crystal
- White
- Element
- BO18

Belgrade
- Magacin

Berlin
- Felix
- Spindler & Klatt

Bilbao
- Image
- Fever

Bodrum
- Ship Ahoi
- Bianca
- Halikarnas

Bogota (Columbia)
- Andres Carne de Res
- Cha Cha

Bologna (Italy)
- Matis
- Kasamatta
- NU Lounge
- Capannina

Bombay
- China House
- Prive
- Posion

Boston
- Rumor-Venue
- 28 Degrees

Brussels
- Le you
- Jeux d’Hiver
- La Patinoire
- Parc Savoy
- Espace 53
- Gallery Louise

Buenos Aires
- Espereanto
- Pacha
- CroBar
- Asia de Cuba
- Creamfields
- Operabay

Bucharest (Romania)
- Embryo
- Fratelli
- Krystal

Budapest
- Club 7
- Negro,
- Oscar´s
- Piaf
- Bed
- Dokk Club
- Studio
- Moulin Rouge
- Romkert
- Cafe del Rio
- Sensation

Cannes
- Le palais
- Le Baoli

Cape Town
- Chrome

Caracas
- Loft

Casablanca
- G Sound

Cairo
- Club 35
- Buddha Bar

Chicago
- Manor

Cologne
- Ivory

Copenhagen
- NASA
- No8
- Slik

Corsica
- Via Notte

Cuzco (Peru)
- Fallen Angels
- Mama Africa

Delhi
- MoS

Damascus (Syria)
- Z Bar
- Marmar

Dubai
- Club 400
- Trilogy
- Shocho
- Chi at The Loudge
- Peppermint

Düsseldorf
- POSH (at Breidenbacher Hof)
- Sams
- 3001
- Nero

Florence
- Central Park

Fortaleza
- Pirata

Frankfurt
- King Kamehameha
- Cocoon

Geneva
- la SIP
- Le Java
- Platinum
- B Club
- Bypass

Gstaad
- GreenGo
- Chloesterli

Hamburg
- Golden Cut

Hammamet
- Calypso
- Oasis

Hamptons
- Pink Elephant

Hasselt
- Versuz

Heidelberg
- Print Media Lounge
- Deep
- Tangente

Hong Kong
- Volar
- Dragon I
- Drop

Ibiza
- Pacha
- SPACE
- Amnesia

Ilha Bela (Brazil)
- DPNY

Istanbul
- Ulus29
- Anjelique
- Reina
- Supper Club
- Blackk
- Wanna

Kitzbühl />- Take Five

Lanzarote
- Room

La Paz (Bolivia)
- La Gitana
- El Mongo’s

Las Vegas
- Tryst
- Tao
- Pure

Lausanne
- Red Club
- Zapoff
- D!
- Le Mad

Lisbon
- Lux
- Kapital
- Jezebel
- Garage
- Tamariz
- BBC

London
- Maddox
- Movida
- Crystal
- Tramp*
- Annabels*
- Bougie
- Cuckoo
- Amika
- Boujis

Los Angeles
- Les Duex
- Area
- Winstons
- Opera
- Hyde
- Teddy’s
- Giant

Luxembourg
- VIP Room
- Le Marx

Lyon
- Aperiklub
- aKGB
- Baroc
- First
- VIP Room

Madrid
- Pacha Cielo
- Archy’s
- Gabanna
- Liberata
- Fabrik
- Buddha del Mar
- Fortuny
- El Perro de la Parte de Atras del Coche

Mallorca
- Kinka

Marbella
- Olivia Valere
- Billionaire
- Dreamers
- Nikki Beach

Marrakesh
- El Amounia
- Plage Rouge
- Pacha
- Nikki Beach

Miami
- Mynt
- Mokai
- Suite
- Fifth
- Mansion
- Karu Y

Milan
- Armani Privè
- Just Cavalli
- Killer
- Plastic
- Gold
- Nephenta

Milano Marittima
- Pineta

Monte Carlo
- JimmyZ
- Caremont

Montreal
- Time Supper Club

Moscow
- Diagilev

Munich
- Baby
- 8 Season´s
- Nigthclub of Bayerischer Hof
- Erste Liga

Mykonos
- El Pecado
- Space
- Cavo Paradise

Naples
- La Mela

New York
- Cain (party coverage)
- Le Seuk
- Gold Bar (my review)
- Pink Elephant (stories 1, 2, 3)
- The Box (my review)
- Cipriani (my review…video footage)

Oslo
-Cosmo
-Barbeint
-Golden room

Paris
- Show Case
- Neo
- Le Sens
- Le Neo
- Kong
- Palais M
- Maison Blanche
- Le Baron
- Mix
- Le Mathis
- Le Cabaret
- Le Queen
- Chez Regines

Porto Cervo (Sardinia)
- Billionaire
- Sotto Vento

Prague
- Radost Fx
- Mecca Club
- Duplex

Punta Del Este
- Tequila

Rabat (Morocco)
- Tapis Rouge

Riccione (Italy)
- Byblos

Rimini
- Paradiso

Rino
- NoMI Lounge

Rio de Janeiro
- Baronetti
- Nuuth Lounge
- 00 (zero, zero)
- Melt
-Londra

Rome
- La Maison
- Art Café
- R’home
- Ristrò
- La Suite
- La Maison
- La Cabala
- Espazio 900

Rotterdam
- Offcorso
- Vie
- Cinema

Sao Paulo
- Cafe de La Musique
- Lotus
- Pacha
- Disco Club
- Museum
- Royal
- Alucci Alucci
- Di Bistro Lounge
- Love Story

Singapore
- Attica
- Velvet

Shanghai
- Barbarossa
- Attica
- Bar Rouge
- M on the Bund
- 3 on the Bund
- Mao
- Glamour

St Moritz
- Dracula
- King’s
- Privé

Stockholm
- Cafe Opera
- V
- White Room
- Spy Bar
- Sturecompagniet
- F12
- Solidarietet

St. Tropez
- Les Caves de Roi
- Le VIP

Taipei
- Carnegie’s

Tallin
- Bonbon

Toronto
- The Drake Hotel
- The Social

Vicenza
- Victory

Vienna
- Die Passage
- Red Room
- Take Five
- Phoenix Supper Club

Warsaw
- Foksal 19
- Cinnamon
- Opera
- Utopia

Washington, DC
- 18th Street Lounge
- Lima
- K Street Lounge

Zurich
- Q Club
- Supermarket
- Kaufleuten Diagonal
- Carlton Bar
- St. Germain
- Indochine

Disagree? Don’t see your city up there? Feel free to add your two cents and add on!