So I apologize my dear readers for being so distant recently…I have been a horrible blogger, waiting almost a week to repost, not commenting on anyone’s pages..talking shit about all of you to my Mom….I have just been a bad bad blogger and I deserve a serious spanking…from someone whom is very very hot …(I am guessing Cajun Boy, you might be up for this challenge?)
But I digress.
There is a reason for this and it is called having a severe, scientific case of, “moppyness“. You see I am having what some people might refer to as “problems with the men-folk”.
I don’t understand what is going on with me recently. There have been many men in the past three months that have come in and out of my life , including a few ex boyfriends as well…and for some reason I cannot get a firm grip on anything. They all keep drifting in and out of my life like the bad service waiters at the Times Square TGIFridays who never bring you back the lemon for your water because all I wanted was a LEMON AND A DAMN SIDE OF HONEY MUSTARD!
Instead of going into some deep long post about my “feelings” and why I have been feeling so “depressed” recently and blahdiddy blah blah..I figured I would do a picture story…because AIN’T THAT SPECIAL…
SO recently I have been a bit of this:
Which has subsequently lead me to much of this:
Now to help myself I have gone with the timeless remedy of lots of this:
And some even more of this:
Which unfortunately ends up making a lot of this happen:
That is normally followed by some of these:
Which actually looks more like some of these:
Which is followed by more of this:
May 15th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
omg that was like a mini visual novel. you should develop this shit china! Go Kim!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
awww lady, no worries, some times it take a bit of time for these things to work themselves out..
May 15th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
There is truth at the bottom of a pint of Guiness. Unfortunately, for me that truth was you’re an alcoholic who smokes and carouses too much. I hope your truth is cooler than mine.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
THANKS GUYS!
yeah Harry I hope that is not my truth…although sometimes I think it is not too far off from it!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Dawson is quite possibly the ugliest man alive.
Well, him and Tom Petty.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
aww poor tom petty…although I feel like jerry seinfield could wrestle with that title as well…
May 15th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Don’t forget the weird kid from Road Trip and the New Guy.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
actually staring at dawson’s BANGS are kinda killing me right now…like how much longer could they get??
May 15th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Your blogs always crack me up.
Keep your head up, boo.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
awww thanks Heather!!..that does make my grumpy face go away for a bit!
May 15th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Thaaaaaat was pretty impressive. can’t imagine the search terms that must’ve led to some of those pictures coming up.
How do I get my girlfriend to go to a strip club with me?
May 15th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Reading that spanking line was as if I just walked in on my parents doing it. Shocking!! Thankfully I didn’t see it so I didn’t go blind.
Hope you’re doing better.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
i’m glad i’m not the only one wishing for a spanking from a hot guy.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Is it me, but why does the real gripe fest always start after the words, “You wanna go outside for a smoke?” Nothing says to another friend how much shit I have to get off my chest than having a cig together…
May 16th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Aww I like Tom Petty and Jerry Seinfeld. The weird kid from Road Trip trumps all.
Brilliant post as always…
May 16th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
@ the flash- tell your girlfriend that strip clubs have tupperware parties inside…i dont know, that me, pretending to think like a girl..
@eric- let me say i hope you have NEVER walked in on your parents getting a spanking…but i am hardly your mom!
May 16th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
@sid- maybe the one who spanks me can spank you as well..
@dcd- cigs make me feel ‘thoughtful’ and as though i have some deep thought on its way..
@zen- tom petty is painfully butch though
May 16th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I think you should cut your hair like Dawsons.
May 17th, 2008 at 3:14 am
this post was awesome. not the whole depressing part, but the post part. nevermind. ive been feeling the same lately about boys and ive come to the conclusion that (you ready?) well boys indeed suck. yeah thats it.
hope you feel better. once the booze wears off i can hook you up with some drugs if you want…
June 30th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Looks a lot like my life right now!!