SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

The votes have all been tallied, and survey says . . .

50 percent of you would like to see prostitutes on the subways. You sick f*cks! What is wrong with you?? Haven’t you thought of the children that ride the subway? THE CHILDREN! Has anybody thought of the children???

Anyway, this “improvement” to the subways was followed closely by faster and cleaner service, which was not surprising. What was surprising however, was that 25 percent of you would like to hear “The Best of Bette Midler” playing in the background in the subway cars. I’m not quite sure I understand this one. Don’t get me wrong, I love love love “Wind Beneath My Wings” and all because it reminds me of “Beaches,” which is a great movie, but there isn’t much more I love of hers besides that song.

Anyway, I’m posting a new poll, so make sure you take it and force all your friends to take it too!