I hope everyone’s Thanksgivings were decent and filled with lots of good food. Mine definitely was, which is why I almost went into cardiac arrest this morning in cardio kickboxing class.
So, what, if anything, were you thankful for this year? I’m thankful to have a job in this shitty economy!! I’m also thankful for the tiny waist I inherited from my mom and her side of the family.
Here are a few people who really should be a little more thankful this year . . .
Beyonce Knowles. Beyonce, girl, what are you doing singing about how if you were a boy you would be good to your woman because you know how it hurts. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh the pain. Woe is Beyonce! Girl, you are married to Jay-Z. JAY-Z. Yes, that Jay-Z. The Jay-Z. Turst me, you have got it good. Don’t try to convince me that Jay treats you bad, because you are wasting your breath. And even if he did treat you bad, I bet that combined $162 million income that puts you two at the top of Forbes’ Richest Couples list, beating Jada and Will by almost $1 million, would be of some comfort to you. And. B, if you really wanted to be a boy, you could afford to make that happen.
Rihanna. I hate to add Rihanna to this list because I really do love this girl. Like, I think she is awesome. I wish I could be her. That said, how the hell is she singing about needing to check into rehab to help put her back together after leaving an abusive relationship at the ripe age of 20? At the age of 20 I was stalking my ex-boyfriend (we dated for about a month) and trying to convince him that we were meant to be. I have an 18 year-old sister. I know what girls that age are dealing with and this is not it. Rihanna is talking about some heavy shit. I find it really hard to believe that she was so deep into a relationship, at 20, that it’s causing this much emotional pain. Besides, everyone knows she is dating Chris Brown. And Chris Brown is H-O-T-T. Another reason I wish I could be Rihanna. Anyway, Rihanna, there is no need to get all drama-queen on us and make up stories about past relationships to make us like you. We like you, and envy you, anyway.
Miley Cyrus. This girl is waaaaaaaay too obnoxious for her own good. She is 16 and her dad lets her, excuse me, encourages her, to date a 20 year old-man. She’s also been accused of sluttiness and diva-like behavior. At this rate, she is on her way to becoming the next Tara Reid. Anyway, it really annoys me when this spoiled little brat who is the envy of every little girl her age is singing about love. You are 16. 16! How are we expected to believe this kid knows what love is all about at 16? And why would parents want their kids to look up to a girl who thinks she knows that? This is all wrong! At 16, I was still passing notes to boys I liked in history class. Miley, you are young, cute, irritating, and rich. Enjoy this time in your life and be thankful it’s happening because chances are likely it will be gone soon.
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December 1st, 2008 at 10:39 am
I just love Beyonce. Love her. So I can’t comment on her. However Miley Cyrus? VOMIT. She’s gross and creepy. Period. You are exactly right…at 16, you do not need to have that sort of image, especially since so many girls of that age are looking up to you. It’s no wonder there are so many slutty high schoolers nowadays! Ick. She’s like a gross mix of Britney Spears, Tara Reid (good call), the Olsen twins, and Nicole Ritchie.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:03 pm
wow…this blog has an ad for Beyonce ringtones, including “If I were a Boy.” I was trying to get that song out of my head but your blog put it back in and now I see an ad so that I can keep listening to it whenever my friends, acquaintances, or wrong numbers call. awesome.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Abe, it’s even worse because her famous dad lets her, and actually encourages her, to act this way.
Sam, always happy to help a brother out.
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:47 am
Glad you had a nice Thanksgiving
Know what you mean about the food. Didn’t really feel like eating much for days after. Can’t stand Beyonce. Hate Miley Cyrus - completely agree with you on that one!! And I love Rhianna, but agree about the song. These young girls try too hard…
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:08 am
When I got on the train this morning, there was this guy sitting and reading like normal. But next to him taking up an entire seat was a GIGANTIC teddy bear. I mean, like the size of a 10-year-old. I was dying to get a picture, since I’ve started bringing my camera to work with me, but there was no possible way I could do it without being caught. I bet you would have no shame, though. When the train went over a bumpy-curvy section, the teddy bear flew off the seat onto the floor. At this point, the guy just put it on his lap for safe keeping.
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
HAHAH Abe, the thought of that bear flying out of it’s seat literally made me laugh out loud. Who the hell puts a toy in its own seat? In NY, this person would not have gotten away with that, because someone (me) would have picked the bear up, kicked it, I mean, put it on the floor, and sat down in its seat. Next time you see something so ridiculous please do take a picture and share with me so I can laugh and blog about it