No matter what your personal sense of style is, I think we can all agree that this shirt below is what one would call ‘eye-catching.’
I felt compelled to put my night out dancing on hold for the sole purpose of properly photographing it, for three main reasons:
1. I thought it was ballsy and she’s got a great bod. So Resepct.
2. It’s December. Repeat. December. Is this girl nuts!?!?
3. I have zero comprehension of how one puts on a shirt like this, how it stays up, and how it’s not a ‘flashing accident’ waiting to happen.
I often get tangled up, forced to solicit my roommate’s help, just when taking off tight turtle necks. Getting in and out of a fashion contraption like this would probably land me in the ER, fabric suffocating me, both my hands tied against my back, fabric molesting me etc. A wild top like this shows you’re a risk taker.
It also shows you’re willing to go head-to-head with the club’s Go Go Dancers in an effort to command every man in the room’s attention. Now, I could be wrong here, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and speculate that this girl is probably 21 or younger.
Call this my latest clubbing fashion ‘theory,’ but I think the amount of skin a woman’s showing is in direct correlation to how young she is. Honestly, bouncers should stop wasting time scanning IDs and just glance through the girls and shout ‘underage’ at the slut tops.
I once, used to wear slut tops.
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December 18th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Ahhhhhhhhh yes, the slutty tops. I still have a drawer full of them from my college days, but (sadly??) they haven’t gotten much use in the past few years since I met Boyfriend. However, none of my shirts are as bad as the above pic! I agree, great bod so go for it, but the question is WHY? I’m assuming she wore this to attract guys, but I’m not sure this does the trick - where’s the CLEAVAGE?? If you’re going to dress half-naked, at least show off the right parts!
December 18th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
@ Subway Gal:
Not only does it not show cleavage, it also suspiciously covers the navel.
… How bizarre.
December 18th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Yeah, I mean it’s slutty, so guys might be attracted by the prospect of a slut… but honestly it’s not flattering at all. Maybe she wore it on a dare or something.
December 19th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
This post is missing one thing though: Tim Gunn.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Haahah did you keep reading after the jump? Ashamedly, I didn’t do Tim Gunn, but I do rag on myself a lot.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:57 pm
appreciation you, lessen position, added to favorites.