Bad Bra Day

Wed, Jan 14, 2009

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Bad Bra Day

So some people have bad work days…bad hair days…bad abortion days…I don’t really know…all I know is I have bad bra days.

And I am writing this because I am in fact having one right now.

Seriously my bra is so goddamn tight around my back I feel all the blood rushing to my collarbones and shoulders…I could probably give blood through my ears. Also it has been washed so many times that the straps are now too short and the back hooks are about as high as Jeremy Piven on Mercury.

For real kids…it’s like I can’t even concentrate at work.

Someone came up to my desk to ask me a question and I was like

“Well you know that if you edit the second paragraph and move the header down the…ugghhhhh MOTHER FUCKING BRA FUCKING FUCK…”…and then my boss just walked away.

I am actually sitting at my desk dreaming about going home and ripping this stupid thing off. It is taking all my strength to not just tear it off right now and proclaim it ‘Women’s Rights’ day at work while I walk around free ballin it all day. I actually long for tiny boobs right now…boobs that need no under-wire or support…boobs that can run a marathon with barely a piece of cloth around them because they are so small. Damn me and my big boobs, damn my perfect large perky God-given Jesus-blessed female-hating man-enticing rack!!!

Ok, glad I got that off my..chest..(ba-dum ch-ching).
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5 Comments For This Post

  1. Abe Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I’ve had bad underwear day, where it’s an old pair and the waistband hurts or pulls. Or a pair that shrunk in the laundry and is constricting some key areas. But it hadn’t occurred to me that this happened to women with bras too!

  2. Ponderings Chick Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I am glad men have these troubles as well…Abe do you have jock strap troubles too?

  3. Miss Model Behavior Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    This makes me feel even better about my decision to basically never wear a bra…although I’m sorry for your pain!

  4. Abe Says:
    January 14th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Ponderings, I can’t say I’ve ever worn a jock !!! But I imagine that this could be problematic because jock straps have all those…straps and bands. I bet they leave hardcore marks.

  5. Sid Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 8:57 am

    The strap on my bra just snapped at work. You beat that!

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