Want to know the kinds of people who I choose to ignore?
People who don’t use the Internet correctly (if you are over the age of 40 that goes without a doubt)…. I ignore people in their 20’s who do sinful things against God…such as not having a Facebook page.
What is wrong with you people? I bet you refer to this blog right now as an ‘online book’ . You jack asses are fucking it up for the rest of us who clearly need to be stalking people with whom we don’t communicate with anymore… at all hours of the day.
If you dont have a facebook page the least you could do is have a GhettoSpace profile. And leave it on PUBLIC…how the hell am I supposed to be able to look up your information if you put everything on ‘private’? That is stupid. The whole purpose of being on the internet is so that strange men and young female bloggers can hunt you down.
Worst yet, the people who have pages with NO PICTURES…frankly I don’t give two shits that your favorite movie is ‘The Wiggles Do New York’…what I really care about is whether your husband is half as ugly as I imagine his redneck ass to be….if you are going to have a page with no photos then you might as well not even have a page at all.
That is like attending Jesus’ last supper and refusing to drink the wine…then don’t even bother going…
If you are not going to learn how to use the internet correctly then you shouldn’t even be allowed to be going on there in the first place.
The Internet should NOT be used to:
-help other people
-make people feel good about themselves
-once-a-week email checking..then don’t even have an email account (please refer to the Jesus/wine example above)
The Internet SHOULD be used to:
- Stalking people you only semi-know through casual friends
-Anything sinful (porn, prescription pill buying, free buttered poporn coupons…)
-Checking your email 99 times in 6 hours
- Learning that your old boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s friend is staying at a beach house near the house where your friend’s ex girlfriend once rented from before she got a hair salon….
So please, I beg of you. If the last time you went on facebook, redtube, or hotmail was more than 3 hours ago, please go get yourself some help.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Agreed…email/facebook checking is an awful obsession. If I’m at my desk at work, I seriously check them both every 10 minutes…sometimes less if I’m awaiting a response on something!
February 19th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I know right…sometimes I go back and recheck my email after i just checked it, thinking that i THOUGHT something might have popped up after i navigated away…its sick
February 19th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
It is sick…and people tell me I respond back to them so fast…which I do, but I also get a ton of work done at work. So I must have mastered it…at least in my own head I must have. HA.
February 19th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
AMEN, Ponderings! It appears that I’m utilizing the Internet for everything you say it should be used for and quite frankly, I’m relieved! I thought I was strange for checking my e-mail every five minutes and stalking guys I had crushes on when I was 15.
February 20th, 2009 at 9:31 am
no, subway, that is exactly what it is meant for..everything else is a sham
February 21st, 2009 at 12:02 am
HAHAHA,
Kim you are hilarious. I love reading your posts!
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:09 pm
amen! I recently added my mom, dad, aunt and godfather on FB. at first I was like this can’t be good, but then I realized all these people partied in the 70s, a picture of me giving some chick a lapdance topless is probably meaningless to them. still I might have to delete my FB soon …