I’m pleased. The above picture–a stunning portrait of the floor of my room–perfectly captures the disorder and distraction that defined this week.
Using the same structure as my previous six-word by six-subject stories, I humbly present my week in review (minus Sunday, the day of rest, which is always spent idly): a series of events that contributed to my complete lack of productivity.
Monday: A cake attack wounds my ego.
Tuesday: Let’s get one drink. Oops. Drunk.
Wednesday: Eighties music videos aid hangover recovery.
Thursday: I’m giddy. A bromance is afoot!
Friday: My boss called me “Stacy.” Wrong.
Saturday: KMart is cheap! Impractical purchases ensue.
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