Yesterday, I was sucked into yet another episode of “Rock of Love” and watched as big-breasted, plastic women wrestled each other in mud while a group of firemen, Brett Michaels and Big John, looked on, probably thinking, “dumb bitches,” and I couldn’t help but wonder why? I mean these women are fighting each other, in mud, for a chance at a date with an aging rocker (he’s 45!!). Who has long, blond hair. And wears eye liner. And a bandanna. Really, ladies??
There are surprisingly a large number of women out there ready and eager to risk their self-respect, on national television, in front of their friends, family, co-workers and ex-boyfriends, for a relationship that won’t last for longer than two months, with “rock star” Brett Michaels. I wouldn’t be able to look Grandma in the eye anymore. Hell, I wouldn’t be able to look myself in the eye anymore. I might resort to pouring bleach in my eyes to wash the images away. Ok, that last one may be a bit drastic, but you get the point. Brett Michaels is not an ideal man. I get that he’s famous and in a band. But it’s Poison. I mean, really, who the hell even cares about them anymore? Did you ever?
And don’t even get me started on Flavor of Love. These women ripped each others hair out for a man who wears a giant clock around his neck. And can’t form full sentences. Ladies, you aren’t doing the rest of us any favors. You are the reason men use terms like “dumb bitches” and “skanky sluts.”
And men, don’t think you’re any better. I’ve seen “I Love New York.” Seasons 1 and 2. That woman is nobody’s prize, yet you all performed ridiculous challenges for a chance to be that loud-mouth bitch’s man. You are too are a bunch of fools.
I guess what I’m really trying to say, ladies and gentlemen, is that you are the reason that parents abandon their kids. Who wants to take the risk that they may grow up to be just like you? Shameless and slutty. Shame on you reality show whores. Shame on you.
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March 3rd, 2009 at 8:47 am
Very nicely put! I hate all of those shows. They are so disgusting and Brett Michaels is disgusting…ugh, gross! I don’t know what these trashy women see in him. They are just embarrassing themselves and I can’t even watch it because I’m so grossed out.
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I have never heard of this show, but….EW. I hear you on this one!
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
please, if there was a “rolling with rosario (dawson)” show you know you’d be fighting me to win her love. you saw “josie and the pussycats” in the theater and said she was hot.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Very true, Sam, but if I’m competing for a woman, I prefer to compete for a chance to be Nicole Richie’s BFF - I’m kinda obsessed with her.
March 7th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
I think its safe to say there are far more women willing to appear than men..we had i love new york and tila tequila but she is a switch hitter so the ever present 3some opp makes it more appealing..you could have brett michaels, kid rock, tommy lee, vince neil, and 50 other aging rockers and athletes and have enough women for at least 5 seasons each…and the guys they did find for those shows were the lamest of the lame..at least on rock of love and flavor of love nearly all the women are hot in a stripper during my crazy weekend in vegas way (since most are strippers from vegas)
March 10th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
where would we be without trashy reality tv…