Zack & Miri Make A Porno
Seth Rogen, I smile
But fake titties and man ass
Bring much vomiting
Shake Shack
Greasy cheeseburger
And marshmallow ice cream shake
Haunt my dreams nightly
Vol de Nuit Belgian Beer Bar
Beer tastes metallic
Booze, costs eight dollars, no good
Red lighting scares me
Ess-a-Bagel
Sweet bagel angels
Deliver doughy daily
Delicious cream cheese
BUST Magazine
Good reads for women
Always period stories
Learn your vagina
Kush Lounge
Hookah bar downtown
Bartender attempts magic
And fails horribly
May 14th, 2009 at 10:10 am
I LOVE these. Hilarious AND wise words. Shake Shake: worth battling the crowds or has it become overrated with all of the hype? My feelings towards cheeseburgers are just about as passionate as my love for hot dogs. Let me know.
May 14th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Ohhhhhhhhh my lord. Shake Shack is sooo worth it. Everything I ate was straight from heaven, especially the vanilla custard concrete I had with marshmallow and chocolate. In my opinion, standing in line makes it even better when you finally get it. The trick is, not to be starving when you get there.