This is J Lo.
Jennifer Lopez for the older crowd here.
She is out, running errands.
Now pardon me, but I feel like something is missing from this photograph….something missing…hmmm her skeletal husband? No, that’s not it. Her babies? No, that isn’s it either. Let me think….
Oh, right…sweatpants! For the love of all that is holy, where the hell are her sweatpants and running sneakers?! How do you do errands in those heels? I can barely walk from my house to a personal limo in anything over 1 inch made by Aerosoles, let alone peruse an entire mall for Holiday gifts.
Lady needs to jump into something made of durable Cotton STAT….with a Dunkin Donuts coffee in one hand and a look of disgust and resentment for the holidays on her face.
I mean really, tis the season for sweatpants and crappy attitudes. Common J LO! Read the memos I send you!






December 15th, 2009 at 10:04 am
She’s trying to be Audrey Hepburn? (And failing?)