What Happens When Your Savings Account Equals $0?

 Carrie: “I spent forty thousand dollars on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoe.”   There comes the time in every (late) 20-something’s life when they are supposed to take a certain amount of their income and apply it to their “savings” account.  What [...]

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Sick of Being Sick

  I was about to write this article *cough* to tell you that I am tired *sneeze* of feeling so *wheeze* sick all the tme *louder wheeze*. But truth be told *hiccup* I can barely even sit here and write this article *cough cough* because I am so distracted by everything involved *grabbing tissues* in being sick. [...]

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The Real Housewives- Kelly Bensimon, Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs?

So what if she likes to eat ‘Gumbearies’….and rant on about golden coins from children stories…. Or remember when she claimed Bethenny was not a ‘Chef’ but a ‘Cook’, because ‘Cooks’ work in restaurants and Chefs own small farms that carry indigenous…wait..what? And it doesn’t even matter that thinks most of the cast is sluts and [...]

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(In the Words of Mary J.) No More Drama!

There was a time, not so long ago, when I couldn’t wait for ‘something big to happen’ gossip-wise. Who was going to cheat on who? Who got implants during summer break? Who’s boyfriend wore socks made out of Kettle Corn?…And of course, the ‘WHO’, always meant ‘to someone else’, not me.   I was one of the [...]

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Email Heaven

When was the last time you sent a resume through Monster? Hotjobs? Craigslist? Did you get a response? Maybe? Maybe not? I am guessing most likely the answer is, “No”. And the call-backs have been few and far between. How about apartment rentals, there is a place open that sounds exactly like your style, your timing [...]

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Does Where You Live Make A Difference When You Are Single?

My Junior year of college I had an option between two different types of housing. One was a small, dirty apartment, located inside of campus, where 5 of us would cram into 2 bedrooms . The other was a large, newly finished apartment, closer to the city, outside of campus, where there were 3 bedrooms [...]

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The Single; The Couple; The Married

The Single: She lives in the city. Not on the outskirts. Not a few stops outbound. But directly. In. The City. Every time I call her up she wants to know where we are going to drink, what club has opened or if I heard about so and so’s new relationship disaster. Last time we [...]

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Ladies Who Don’t Work. What Are They Really Doing During The Day?

There she was again. It was as if she had follow me along every downtown store. I go into a high end shoe store (Aldo) and there she is. Then I go into a high end jewelery store (Aldo Accessories) and she continues to be there. She is tall. Thin. Blond. Should I even go [...]

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Things I Plan On Eliminating From My Life When I Turn 30

- Alcoholism (although it was fun while it lasted) -Credit Card Debt (even more fun while it lasted) -Reading PerezHilton (I assume old people read People.com?) -Sleepovers with girlfriends (I went to one in 2009 and spent the entire night wishing I could just put in my mouth guard and watch Chronicle) -My collection of InTouch Weekly. (Some people [...]

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When Did We Stop Being Allowed To Say What We Want To Say, Regardless Of Whether It Is Nice Or Not?

I use John Mayer, not because I AGREE with him in anyway. Because I don’t. But I use him as an example, mainly because he, like many others, has been punished because he spoke to the Rolling Stone interviewer, as though they were just two buddies, hanging out in a house. Alone. He made some mean, [...]

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