A Movie Review: Grown-Ups

I spent part of the weekend with my fabulous family this weekend, and Little Sister and I took in a movie last night. She wanted to see “Grown-Ups” because she thought it looked funny and although I was a bit more skeptical, I agreed because I love doing just about anything with my sister and [...]

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Holly’s World

Has anyone else has the misfortune of tuning into an episode of “Holly’s World”? I’m slightly embarrassed to admit that I have tuned in to all two or three that have aired to-date. And it is bad. And yet I keep watching. I think it’s like a car crash where you want to look away, [...]

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Another Secret Shame

So we all remember the first, of many, secret shames I admitted to last year when I came out of the closet and said I care more about sleazy entertainment news than the real, boring news. Well, I think it’s about time I come clean with another one. I own, and really like, a Jessica [...]

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A Traumatizing Visit to the Vet

Looking back on the events of yesterday afternoon, I don’t know who, in the end, was left more traumatized - me or the cats. I’ll let you be the judge . . . . Yesterday I had the day off work and decided to be productive, so I took the cats to the vet. Well, technically, [...]

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Another Day, Another Subway Drama

As you may have noticed, it’s been a while since I got into it with someone on the subway, so last week I decided to change that. Well, as you will read, I didn’t really have a choice . . . Boyfriend and I were waiting for the subway one morning, per usual, and, per usual, [...]

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Fun Friday Fact

Today I learned that my not-good-looking-at-all-what-the-hell-was-I-thinking ex-boyfriend from high school is married. And I am not. Thank you, Facebook for putting a damper on the start of my last official day of vacation.

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The Anti-Sleepover

Last night I got together with my girls to celebrate one of their birthdays on Long Island and the game plan was to pre-party at the birthday girls’ cousin’s apartment, then hit the bars for more drinking and dancing, and then back to the apartment to crash. All fine and good except for the last [...]

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Easter Sunday

So today was Easter (Happy Easter to all who celebrate), and it turned out to be quite craptastic for me, and here’s why . . . . 8:45 a.m. Wake up fifteen minutes before my alarm goes off and lose fifteen quality minutes of sleep. I immediately sense an allegy attack on the horizon and take [...]

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NPH, You’re My Hero

They say that every boy and girl needs a hero and when I was younger, mine was mom and dad, and Rainbow  Brite, but as I got older, my heroes changed and became people like Kim Kardashian, and The Girls Next Door (original, not the new bimbos), and Neil Patrick Harris. That’s right, a gay, [...]

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Karma is a Bitch, Probably Named Tom

We all have those days where we  feel bad for ourselves because we realize that life isn’t necessarily going the way we planned and we are all, “Woe is I!” Well, today is one of those days for me. Today was another reminder of all the ways my life has not gone according to plan. [...]

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