SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

Considering a Career Change

So, by now I assume you’ve gathered that I’m not 100% satisfied with my career. I’m more like 50%. On a good day. So I guess 30% would be more accurate. Regardless, I’ve been trying to come up with alternate career options for a while now, because the thought of doing what I am doing [...]

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Food for Thought

I’m the kinda gal who always assumes the worst. If you don’t show up on time, I assume your car crashed into a tree and you’re unconscious in a ditch, or that you decided all of a sudden that you hated me and were never going to speak to me again (ahem, Alex the cop) [...]

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Forest Hills State of Mind

I’ve lived in the Forest Hills/Rego Park area for about six years and, for the most part, I’ve enjoyed it. Sure, I could do without the dog shit ALL OVER the sidewalk, and it might be nice to have just one neighbor who spoke English and wasn’t afraid of me and Boyfriend, but it’s my [...]

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Holiday Nightlife

Sunday night insanity occurred. First off, I somehow had 50+ people out the Sunday before Christmas after a blizzard, which is pretty good. Then the guys DJ Pauly D and Mike the Situation were at 1Oak having a blast. Mike the Situation kept taking bottles of champagne, pouring, popping and spraying it on everyone in [...]

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Nightlife Round Up

Confusion! So I thought Wednesday at Kiss and Fly was the album release party for Robin Thicke, but now I am hearing that it was yesterday at Butter. Also expected at Butter last night was Leighton Meester and Estelle. A pretty sick line up, but I was at Stanton Social before pre-gaming with friends. Sunday night [...]

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Birthday Recap, Celebrity Sightings

Just recently found out that Tuesday the Timbaland album release party will be taking place at Hudson Terrace instead of Kiss and Fly. Sad. So Tonight at 10pm Hudson terrace. Sunday at 1Oak for my birthday was so much fun. Rihanna was at the table next to me wearing her sunglasses and having a good time. [...]

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New Years Info, Celebrity Sightings & Events this Month

Let’s start with my birthday. I turned 23 a few hours ago at the strike of 12am last night (Sunday) at 1Oak. I don’t drink, but was forced to tonight by all the dudes that have offered me alcohol in the past, which I always declined. I didn’t want to get “plastered” as you Americans [...]

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Everything You Need to Know Post-Thanksgiving Nightlife

Horrible that I have not written to you guys, but life has been taking a turn on Troy in so many ways. First, Friday I added a sexy and more upscale venue to my lineup: The Gates. Amazingly, I had 123 people there which is unbelievable..the doorman Frans said no one at The Gates has ever [...]

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Kiss and Tell

At 1:00 p.m. this afternoon I sat alone in The Womb, the cozy corner cubicle I share with my coworker, Sushi Girl. Headphones on, I’d tuned out the office–the irregular hums and whirs of desktop computers, the low buzz of fluorescent lights, the small bits of conversation that travel out of context. I was listening [...]

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Last Week Recap and a Visit to Juliet

Sunday at 1Oak Kevin Connolly from the Entourage walked in alone in a suit. I asked him if he wanted to chill out at my table since I was one of the promoters and he is such a down to earth dude. He basically responded saying, thank you so much, but I’ll just chill at [...]

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