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Latest Obsessions: Lollipop Lollipop

No, not the song. Lil’ Wayne went out with white capris and bikinis at the end of the summer. And I think the candy’s just tacky. I’m talking about the new hottest bag on the market, the latest release from designer Evelina Zdunczyk’s Vegan Queen line – the lollipop. The strap comes off so you can [...]

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NYC 101: Intro to Hipster’s Lit

On Friday I went to Lit, a bar on 2nd between 5th and 6th. At first glance, there is nothing “Lit” about it–the front facade is just black with no sign to indicate a name, just tacked up scraps of paper announcing the DJs playing this week. I guess this is a bar you have [...]

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My Headband: Only Thing to Raise Hell in Supposedly Devilish Bar

Stunned in the City here, Miss MB’s little sis. I just moved to New York, but with MB showing me the ropes, I think I’ll get by. She’s graciously given me standing room on her soapbox, and I’m just the beginning. MB wants her entourage of girls to join her, because we all have more [...]

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Ear Nudity

I experienced a modern-day tragedy last week when I accidentally left my iPhone earbuds at my office. I proceeded to do my errands, walking around Manhattan feeling like someone who was missing a foot or finger. I felt naked. Exposed. Come to find out, strolling around without buds in your ears is an [...]

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1Oak & Random Thoughts

“If clubs could metamorphosize into men, I’d want to date 1Oak.” Full article here Other thoughts of the day:- Are white plastic sunglasses in now? I’ve been seeing them everywhere, on men and women, from cafés to clubs. Someone take responsibility and explain. - Why is the London Bachelor on ABC likable despite the fact that he’s [...]

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