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[Podcast] How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 03

Powered by Podbean.com Goldy advises a listener on how long you should wait to call a woman after a date, and Mark discusses his personal grudge against comedian Don Rickles. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York and discuss the ways in which [...]

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How to Behave Badly, but Never do the Walk of Shame Again

A valued friend recently enlightened me on how to permanently avoid performing the walk of shame in one small, simple, user-friendly step. No this isn’t an infomercial and no, it doesn’t involve sobriety, responsibility, a buddy-system or locking yourself in your room. For those of you who’ve been living underground, the ‘walk of shame’ is a [...]

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Six Signs He’s/She’s In a Failing Relationship

Yesterday I stumbled upon an interesting article online titled, “13 Signs He’s Dating a Loser;” a how-to guide if you will for men to spot loser women (as if such a thing exists) they may be in a relationship with, and get the hell out asap! Boyfriend asked me to read the article, all the [...]

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McNugg’s “Guide to Dating Humans,” Last Installment

The wisdom continues! If you missed parts one and two, be sure to check them out. Truth be told, I am a bottomless pit of brilliant ideas and life-changing advice, and you are all better people for having known me. And just a reminder, if you’re a dude you can apply this information to yourself as [...]

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McNugg’s “Smart Girl Guide to Dating,” 1-5

So I’ve noticed that lately, more often than usual, my fellow writers have been tackling the subject of relationships. Personally, I’m not big on discussing romance and relationships because I think that’s for pussywillows who also enjoy things like ice skating and salads. Just kidding. It’s because I’ve spent my entire adult life in two [...]

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If I Were an Advice Columnist Part 3

Dear, Subway Gal. I’ve been living with my boyfriend for the past five years and I’m beginning to think that the relationship isn’t going anywhere and that he may be using me, so I’m hoping you can help clear things up for me. We were dating for about a year before we moved in together and [...]

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If I Were An Advice Columnist Take 2!

Since my first column worked out so well (well, in my mind at least), I thought I’d continue to help people and try it again. Here’s the latest call for help I received . . . Dear, Subway Gal. I have a problem. I’m a 16 year-old girl who pretty much has it all. I mean, I [...]

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Money Talk & My Top Ten Ways to Save

It’s always disheartening to go to BankofAmerica.com and be informed that December ate your life savings. All those Christmas gifts to others (and myself), and vacations (because you have vacation time, you have to use it) seriously cut into whatever money you were stockpiling. Also, New Year’s resolutions, which seem like innocent, positive things are actually [...]

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If I Were an Advice Columnist

I think I’m going to start a regular feature called, yes, you guessed it, “If I Were an Advice Columnist.” I’ve always (for the past 5 minutes) wondered what it would be like to be an advice columnist and have that much power over pathetic people’s lives. Imagine the fun you could have! I also [...]

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Girl on Girl Crime, and What You Can Do To Stop It

I feel like this is something I encounter on a regular basis. A girl friend, or even acquaintance, faced with some kind of decision along the lines of, “Should I hook up with this guy, even though he has a girlfriend?” Or in the most recent instance, a co-worker telling me the hilaaaarious story of [...]

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