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Tag Archive | "Alison"
Cutest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
I’m not the kind of person that loves kids or thinks everything they do is irresistably adorable, but I came across this video on Jezebel and oh. my. God. This little girl, around four years old, tells the most imaginative story in French (because she’s French, obviously). Little kids telling stories are cute, but when [...]
Continue reading...Election Day Freebies
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
First and foremost, get out there and vote (especially if you’re voting for Obama.) Just because the media keeps saying he’s got this thing tied up, that’s only true if the voters do what they’re supposed to and actually cast a ballot!! If you don’t do it, who will? So seriously, get out and vote. [...]
Continue reading...Look Familiar?
Thursday, October 30, 2008
After watching this clip from the Daily Show, I’ve drawn this comparison: Maybe it was kind of obvious, but this just dawned on me! John McCain is like a real-life version of Austin Power’s Dr. Evil - he’s a sort of cranky, bumbling, clueless old man who’s bent on world domination, and completely out of [...]
Continue reading...Lady Product Review: The “Keeper”
Thursday, October 23, 2008
The Keeper is a menstrual cup you put in your vagina, in case you didn’t know. Guys can probably stop reading here. First impressions: I don’t really like the name. I am immediately reminded of Trapper Keeper binders which were notorious for pinching fingers, and for some dubious reason, were banned at my elementary school. Not [...]
Continue reading...Help Me Help You Help Me
Monday, October 20, 2008
Hey guys, I’m at work. Which, for me, consists of trying to find high schoolers who are having birthday parties. Are any of you high schoolers who are having a birthday party? Between November 1st and January 1st? I apologize for the blatant promotion of a soulless benevolent corporation, but, I gots to get paid. [...]
Continue reading...In Case You Missed It
Sunday, October 19, 2008
This election and Sarah Palin in specific are the best thing to ever happen to SNL. And gosh darnit, I sure am going to miss Amy Poehler when she leaves to be Will Arnett’s full-time baby mama. This skit is definitely among their finest work of the last 5 years, and the only regretful thing about [...]
Continue reading...Britney Spears’ “Womanizer”: Sheer Poetry
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
This morning I had the opportunity to view Britney Spears’ latest music video for the song “Womanizer”, so of course, at the risk of burning out my retinas like that time when I watched the uncensored version of “Gimme More,” I just had to watch it. While I’m thrilled that she seems to have returned [...]
Continue reading...Bravo is Back in My Life
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Actually Bravo never left, and god willing, it never will. It’s like the marshmallow fluff in my TV-watching schedule (where Seinfeld is the protein-filled peanut butter): perhaps it is just sugar and empty calories, but goddamn is it good. Like I would never make it a point to go out of my way to eat [...]
Continue reading...VP Debate: Not Live-Blogging, But Live-Blagging
Thursday, October 2, 2008
So I just watched the VP debate and would’ve been “live-blogging” during it, expressing my outrage in real time, but I have a desktop computer that’s in another room than my TV. Obviously, no one on this site is a Sarah Palin fan and this debate wasn’t going to do anything to change my mind [...]
Continue reading...This Just In: Ironic Mustaches No Longer Ironic
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Or perhaps, they never were, according to this post regarding facial hair that is grown as a means of being sarcastic, campy, kitschy, or just stupid. The article basically just outlines the point that “ironic” is the improper term to refer to super-aware facial hair. But I guess if you grew the mustache knowing it was [...]
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
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