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The Long Haul

It happens every time. I am about four blocks away from my apartment, when the drug store bag begins to sag and I can feel the plastic handles stretch to an unfathomable size. And I know if I don’t haul ass, I am going to end up with 20lbs worth of drug store supplies littering the [...]

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