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High-Heeled Point Shoe Insanity with Beyonce

Monday, June 9, 2008

Bartok gets the credit for finding this gem and emailing me: “Why hasn’t this video been better publicized??” I think I’m just going to start saying, “You’ve got the green light” to men I like when I’m out just to see what kind of reaction I get.

Exercising Can Make You Fat and Other Such Absurdities

Thursday, February 28, 2008

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Bartok had somewhat of an emotional breakdown yesterday. Being the supportive friend I am, I went into my building’s stairwell for some privacy to talk to her for about twenty minutes. Since I’m incapable of standing still, I walked up and down the stairs repeatedly. I was winded after three flights, and today I’m sore. In the [...]

It’s still me, Bartok!

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

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So, after nearly 2 weeks of silence, I have finally gotten word from Miss Model Behavior!!! Since her departure, an unfamiliar silence with echoes of loneliness and an impending sense that I am destined to be an old cat lady, has descended over my life in the absence of our almost constant contact - as [...]

Be My Guest

Friday, January 4, 2008

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So the idea of a guest is not such a novel one. In fact it’s one of the most dreaded for me, especially at this time of year. To me, guest implies the obligation of hosting; and the idea of hosting implies the responsibility of entertaining, caring for, and generally being concerned about the well [...]

Kill Me Karaoke Videos

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

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Karaoke rarely sounds good, but it’s usually not this bad. You guessed it. This time around at Cipriani’s Upstairs’ weekly Sunday night shit-faced singing shebang I had the genius to videotape what was going on. I wanted visual and auditory proof of the ridiculousness because I don’t feel anyone who reads this blog can fully understand [...]

Home is Where the Heart Is (Question Mark)?

Monday, October 22, 2007

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I actually saw and spent time with the entities that gave birth to me this weekend, something that doesn’t happen too often since accessing them is similar to trying to get a direct call into the Pope. They travel frequently. By frequently I mean like three and a half weeks out of the month. They [...]

Ode to the Animal: Part II

Thursday, October 4, 2007

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I knew the Linanimal’s solo trip to Amsterdam would be an irrevocable disaster from the get-go. My prediction was confirmed when she phoned me from the Rome airport and cheerfully announced that she had forgotten her passport. “You what!??!?!” I exclaimed. “I’m in some sort of security room. I think they’ll let me through though. I have [...]

Ode to the Animal

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

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Women cumulate many groups of female friends over a lifetime: childhood friends, sports friends, high school friends, international friends, college friends, work friends, partying friends, writer friends – the list goes on and on. The mystery remains who in this colorful array of female acquaintances will be the first to get married? Move to a [...]

Survivor: Hamptons Style

Thursday, September 6, 2007

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My posting schedule this week has been a little cracked out. Don’t worry. I’m chalk full of excuses, the most pertinent and truthful of which is that this weekend I suffered several near death experiences, all in the same 10-hour period. Stressful? Yes. The chords in the back of my neck have only now (four [...]

Be Careful What You Wish For

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

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Cajun Boy in the City recently and perceptively created an accurate analogy in which the NYC clubbing establishment Pink Elephant is Heath Ledger and I, Model Behavior am Jake Gylennhal whining, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” This astute remark not only rang as true to my house-music damaged ears, but also reminded [...]

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High-Heeled Point Shoe Insanity with Beyonce

Exercising Can Make You Fat and Other Such Absurdities

It’s still me, Bartok!

Be My Guest

Kill Me Karaoke Videos

Home is Where the Heart Is (Question Mark)?

Ode to the Animal: Part II

Ode to the Animal

Survivor: Hamptons Style

Be Careful What You Wish For

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