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I Hate You More Than Greyhound Bus

Hate is a strong word. It’s even stronger when followed by, “…more than Greyhound Bus.” That’s pretty serious hatred, considering Greyhound Bus was sent here by the devil, is somehow less pleasant to deal with than the MVA, and was the setting for a man having his head sawed off. Considering all this, RyanAir, Europe’s discount [...]

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Live From London

Guess where I am?? Okay so the title was a dead giveaway. Here I am visiting London, a hopeful change from the never-ending thrills of that bustling Metropolitan island of Ireland. The Consumerista is graciously allowing me to stay at her fabulous bachelorette pad and taking me ’round to see the sights and probably obnoxiously absorb [...]

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Americans Pretending to Be British

I’m gonna file this entry under the category, “You Know What Really G’s and G?” as in, “grinds my gears,” “gets my goat,” and “gripes my Grandma.” And I’ll tell you what G’s my G - Americans pretending to be British. Let’s begin.  So it seems like everyone has at least one person in their life [...]

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1Oak & Random Thoughts

“If clubs could metamorphosize into men, I’d want to date 1Oak.” Full article here Other thoughts of the day:- Are white plastic sunglasses in now? I’ve been seeing them everywhere, on men and women, from cafés to clubs. Someone take responsibility and explain. - Why is the London Bachelor on ABC likable despite the fact that he’s [...]

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Make Me a Supermodel Transatlantic

This weekend my DVR went ka-crazy recoding thirty-five episode’s of Bravo’s Make Me a Supermodel. I figured since the season finale had been on Thursday, there’d been some sort of triple marathon (the one contestant who’d have been successful in the industry regardless [assuming she drops an additional 12 pounds], took the prize.) As I [...]

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