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WTF Moments in Pop Culture

There are moments in pop culture history that will one day look back on and say, “WTF??” You know, they are those moments you never see coming. Those shocking Hollywood scandals, like when the world realized Lindsay Lohan was a lesbian, or when Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher began dating, or, even more shocking, when [...]

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If I Were An Advice Columnist Take 2!

Since my first column worked out so well (well, in my mind at least), I thought I’d continue to help people and try it again. Here’s the latest call for help I received . . . Dear, Subway Gal. I have a problem. I’m a 16 year-old girl who pretty much has it all. I mean, I [...]

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The Best and Worst of 2008

2008 is coming to an end and it’s time to celebrate the best and worst of the year! I’m jumping on the list bandwagon and presenting you with “Subway Gal’s Best and Worst of 2008 Vol. 1.” (there may be additional volumes in the coming days if I think of other things to add to [...]

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Britney, Baby, One More Time

It’s only a matter of time before I become brainwashed and end up having a secret love affair with the new Britney Spears album, Circus. Before this occurs, I must point out a few of the more ridiculous elements of the album. 1) The tune of the first single, “Womanizer,” sounds freakishly like “Ooh Ooh Baby” [...]

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Because I Just Love Britney

What. Is. This. So my magic 8 ball told me that Britney was back on track with her sanity, but I guess she’s low on funds or something, because the cover for her new album looks like a combination of white trash mall Glamour Shots and something I made with Microsoft Paint when I was in [...]

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Britney Spears’ “Womanizer”: Sheer Poetry

This morning I had the opportunity to view Britney Spears’ latest music video for the song “Womanizer”, so of course, at the risk of burning out my retinas like that time when I watched the uncensored version of “Gimme More,” I just had to watch it. While I’m thrilled that she seems to have returned [...]

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