SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

Black Eyed Peas Tonight and How Posting Videos can Get You Banned from Clubs

A few things I forgot to mention in my last post. Last Friday, Real World Road Rules was at Johnny Utah’s and this upcoming Friday at Johnny Utah’s we will have a playboy playmate hosting the event. YEP it’s ON BOYS… This coming Friday at Roam the woman who sings the song “ma lips like sugaaaa” [...]

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Wale, Jude Law & Your Full Nightlife Round-Up

Monday night at Marquee was sizzling hot with madness and celebrities. Ahmad and J Rosenblum are throwing huge events there. Last night was the official album release party for Wale (who sings that song ‘chillin’ with Lady GaGa). The celebs I saw: Wale Selita Ebanks (Victoria Secret Model) Dwight Freeney (defensive Colts player) Serena Williams (if you don’t know [...]

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Asleep on the Job and Jay-Z at 1Oak

Absolut Vodka Event at La Pomme on Tuesday, P Diddy’s birthday at Kiss and Fly on Tuesday, O’Neal McKnight at Kiss and Fly Wednesday – I missed it all last week. I woke up at 4am with 236 text messages from girls saying they hate me for mass texting them to come out when I [...]

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Nightlife: Who’s Been Where When

So because so much happened over the last week, I will just give you a short style recap. As always, throw me feedback people. Private event for Kerry Rhodes( from the Jets) had party at STK Tuesday night. Rihanna and Fabulous popped into Marquee Tuesday night. John Legend was supposed to go and perform. Not sure if [...]

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Jon Gosselin Costumes: What Is The World Coming To?

Not that I wasn’t amused by every Tom, Dick and Harry wearing their oh-so-fashionable Ed Hardy t-shirts, with their expensive jeans, ridiculous looking sunglasses and with numerous fake babies tied to their backs….because, I was. I truly was. And for every despicable Jon Gosselin costume there was a Kim Kardashian right behind it. And I do [...]

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John Mayer Birthday at 1Oak, Roam Tonight

I want to start off talking about 1Oak as it’s the highlight of this post, and last night (Thursday). I brought my Trinidadian friend Adam Pantin out with me since he was in town. I made sure he was well-dressed (khaki pants, dress shoes, and a nice button down-shirt - tucked in). At the [...]

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Usher’s Birthday at 1Oak, Lohan Banned from Avenue

Wednesday was a sick night, guys. I’d heard from a Little Birdie that Usher was supposed to be at Cipriani’s, but he wasn’t. The word on the street was his birthday was supposed to be held at 1Oak, but at 3am I’d heard he still wasn’t there. Finally, he showed up at 3:15am with [...]

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The Rachel Zoe Project, Has Raisin Face Done It Again?

So here the thing about Rachel Zoe: So maybe she was called a “Pox on Humanity” by a certain New York Times writer. And maybe she dealt a drug or two to some certain celebrity socialites who were looking to slim down before an award show. And maybe she might even be edging on the verge of 40 [...]

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Oh Dear Sweet Lord Christ in Heaven!

Oh sweet dear Jesus Joseph and Mary Magdalene…. WE GET IT KATE…WE GET IT… YOU ARE STILL HUMP-ABLE… WE. GET. IT. …Now go put on a friggen burka like the rest of the nice moms out there.

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Kate Gosslein…has…children? Wait, what?!

So apparently this woman above, Kate Gosslein,  “alledegly” has children….seriously, like lots of them. Like at least five or ten or something. Wait, am I staring at the right body here? Am I missing something here? Is this a trick mirror ? And get this..not only does she “have children” but she also apparently feeds them, and [...]

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