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Holiday Nightlife

Sunday night insanity occurred. First off, I somehow had 50+ people out the Sunday before Christmas after a blizzard, which is pretty good. Then the guys DJ Pauly D and Mike the Situation were at 1Oak having a blast. Mike the Situation kept taking bottles of champagne, pouring, popping and spraying it on everyone in [...]

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Nightlife Round Up

Confusion! So I thought Wednesday at Kiss and Fly was the album release party for Robin Thicke, but now I am hearing that it was yesterday at Butter. Also expected at Butter last night was Leighton Meester and Estelle. A pretty sick line up, but I was at Stanton Social before pre-gaming with friends. Sunday night [...]

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Birthday Recap, Celebrity Sightings

Just recently found out that Tuesday the Timbaland album release party will be taking place at Hudson Terrace instead of Kiss and Fly. Sad. So Tonight at 10pm Hudson terrace. Sunday at 1Oak for my birthday was so much fun. Rihanna was at the table next to me wearing her sunglasses and having a good time. [...]

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New Years Info, Celebrity Sightings & Events this Month

Let’s start with my birthday. I turned 23 a few hours ago at the strike of 12am last night (Sunday) at 1Oak. I don’t drink, but was forced to tonight by all the dudes that have offered me alcohol in the past, which I always declined. I didn’t want to get “plastered” as you Americans [...]

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Everything You Need to Know Post-Thanksgiving Nightlife

Horrible that I have not written to you guys, but life has been taking a turn on Troy in so many ways. First, Friday I added a sexy and more upscale venue to my lineup: The Gates. Amazingly, I had 123 people there which is unbelievable..the doorman Frans said no one at The Gates has ever [...]

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Wale, Jude Law & Your Full Nightlife Round-Up

Monday night at Marquee was sizzling hot with madness and celebrities. Ahmad and J Rosenblum are throwing huge events there. Last night was the official album release party for Wale (who sings that song ‘chillin’ with Lady GaGa). The celebs I saw: Wale Selita Ebanks (Victoria Secret Model) Dwight Freeney (defensive Colts player) Serena Williams (if you don’t know [...]

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Asleep on the Job and Jay-Z at 1Oak

Absolut Vodka Event at La Pomme on Tuesday, P Diddy’s birthday at Kiss and Fly on Tuesday, O’Neal McKnight at Kiss and Fly Wednesday – I missed it all last week. I woke up at 4am with 236 text messages from girls saying they hate me for mass texting them to come out when I [...]

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Nightlife: Who’s Been Where When

So because so much happened over the last week, I will just give you a short style recap. As always, throw me feedback people. Private event for Kerry Rhodes( from the Jets) had party at STK Tuesday night. Rihanna and Fabulous popped into Marquee Tuesday night. John Legend was supposed to go and perform. Not sure if [...]

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John Mayer Birthday at 1Oak, Roam Tonight

I want to start off talking about 1Oak as it’s the highlight of this post, and last night (Thursday). I brought my Trinidadian friend Adam Pantin out with me since he was in town. I made sure he was well-dressed (khaki pants, dress shoes, and a nice button down-shirt - tucked in). At the [...]

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Usher’s Birthday at 1Oak, Lohan Banned from Avenue

Wednesday was a sick night, guys. I’d heard from a Little Birdie that Usher was supposed to be at Cipriani’s, but he wasn’t. The word on the street was his birthday was supposed to be held at 1Oak, but at 3am I’d heard he still wasn’t there. Finally, he showed up at 3:15am with [...]

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