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Holiday Nightlife

Sunday night insanity occurred. First off, I somehow had 50+ people out the Sunday before Christmas after a blizzard, which is pretty good. Then the guys DJ Pauly D and Mike the Situation were at 1Oak having a blast. Mike the Situation kept taking bottles of champagne, pouring, popping and spraying it on everyone in [...]

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Nightlife Round Up

Confusion! So I thought Wednesday at Kiss and Fly was the album release party for Robin Thicke, but now I am hearing that it was yesterday at Butter. Also expected at Butter last night was Leighton Meester and Estelle. A pretty sick line up, but I was at Stanton Social before pre-gaming with friends. Sunday night [...]

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New Years Info, Celebrity Sightings & Events this Month

Let’s start with my birthday. I turned 23 a few hours ago at the strike of 12am last night (Sunday) at 1Oak. I don’t drink, but was forced to tonight by all the dudes that have offered me alcohol in the past, which I always declined. I didn’t want to get “plastered” as you Americans [...]

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Everything You Need to Know Post-Thanksgiving Nightlife

Horrible that I have not written to you guys, but life has been taking a turn on Troy in so many ways. First, Friday I added a sexy and more upscale venue to my lineup: The Gates. Amazingly, I had 123 people there which is unbelievable..the doorman Frans said no one at The Gates has ever [...]

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Halloween Tips and Tricks

So happy Friday everyone as we launch into the biggest party weekend of the fall. Tonight, pre-Halloween madness, tomorrow, the actual day + parade, Sunday, the New York marathon. For those of you who take enjoying yourself as seriously as your job, this weekend IS a kind of marathon (for how much drinking, fun, crowds, [...]

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No Girls and Still Club Hopping Alone

Wednesday night wasn’t such a good night for me. I started off pissed because no girls were coming to Kiss and Fly. As I got to Kiss, the entire Knicks basketball team entered in usual hood/hats, nothing new, some tall, some short whatevs. They stayed in the back of the room while some drunk guy [...]

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New Clubs Construction Tour

So Tuesday night I met up with a friend who is connected with a lot of new spots and nightclubs that are opening. He took me to a place called Amnesia. You can check out the pictures below. Amnesia is actually a large space. Location-wise, it’s closer to West Side Highway than Marquee, M2, Scores and [...]

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John Mayer Birthday at 1Oak, Roam Tonight

I want to start off talking about 1Oak as it’s the highlight of this post, and last night (Thursday). I brought my Trinidadian friend Adam Pantin out with me since he was in town. I made sure he was well-dressed (khaki pants, dress shoes, and a nice button down-shirt - tucked in). At the [...]

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Usher’s Birthday at 1Oak, Lohan Banned from Avenue

Wednesday was a sick night, guys. I’d heard from a Little Birdie that Usher was supposed to be at Cipriani’s, but he wasn’t. The word on the street was his birthday was supposed to be held at 1Oak, but at 3am I’d heard he still wasn’t there. Finally, he showed up at 3:15am with [...]

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Sunday Night Round Up

“The people” said 1Oak and Griffin didn’t have good energy Sunday night. I disagree. Griffin and 1Oak were just chill instead of packed. There was enough space to move around and relax. The crowd was just as good-looking as other nights. For 1Oak, the promoters (new ones hired by a new promotional team) were warned the [...]

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