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The Clueless Girlfriend: Are You Really Wearing Those Boots?

I saw them coming down the street about two blocks before we actually came face to face. It was well-dressed girl and her boyfriend. And by “well-dressed” I mean she looked put together, and “uncomfortable”. This is not the only occurrence of a well-dressed girl and her man that I have seen in the past [...]

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The Clueless Girlfriend : Paranormal Activity

“So Paranormal Activity plays today down the street. What movie time do you want to go to, the 12:10 or the 12:40?” I just sort of pretended to ignore him. I was actually getting really good at that. Listening, but not really listening, responding, but not really responding. So I did a bit of a grunt. [...]

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The Clueless Girlfriend: Moving In

  “Do you think we will have room?” “For what?” I asked. “For the rack.” “What rack?” “The gun rack.”   I sat in the bar, finishing the last of my beer.   “And where do you plan on putting this gun rack?” “In the living room.” He said smiling.   “The living room!..No no, I don’t think so.” “Well where would we put it then?” “The bedroom….and I [...]

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