SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

Worst. Day. Ever.

Yesterday was by far, the worst day ever. Wellllllllll maybe not the worst ever, but pretty damn close. It began like any other day. My alarm went off at 6:15 a.m. and I hopped in the shower, full of hope and promise for the day to come. And then it went downhill from there . [...]

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Street Meet

Springtime: the favored season for running into people you’d forgotten roamed this earth, and a few that you counted on never seeing again. Since our recent bout of warm weather, people have swarmed the streets. I’ve spotted a grand total of eight individuals that I know. I’ve talked to three. It’s not that I’m unfriendly, but [...]

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The Little Things in Life

Have you ever noticed that sometimes it’s those little things in life that can make the biggest difference in an otherwise shitty day? Here are some of the little things in life that make me happy: Having my coffee ready and waiting for me when I get up in line at my favorite coffee cart vendors. [...]

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My Irrational Fears Part II

Because I thought of a few more, after the first time I wrote about them. 1. The great big blue whale that hangs up in the Natural History Museum. I am seriously afraid of this thing. Like, just looking at this picture of it really creeps me out. I’ve been to the Natural History Museum a [...]

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Ode to the Coffee Cart

Happy Friday, everyone!!! We’ve finally made it to the end of the week with our sanity, hopefully, still intact. Congratulations. I would like to dedicate today’s post to the people who help me start my day off on a good note. Coffee cart workers. I don’t know about you, but in the morning I want a large [...]

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