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Revelations in Dealing with Men

I’m at dinner with a girlfriend of mine gabbing away about our love lives and soliciting one another for advice. It’s your typical retarded, over-analytical conversation of ‘do you think when he said X, he really meant Y?’ or ‘when he did Q it was actually a metaphor for Z?’ and ‘when he failed to [...]

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A Meeting of the Families

The date was September 2007 (give or take six months), the air was warm and breezy, but that particular morning there was a certain chill in the air. For that day, the two families, my whole family and my boyfriend’s mom, were about to meet for the very  first time. My boyfriend’s mom had slept over [...]

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Men Don’t Marry Drunk Sluts. . . or do they?

Earlier this evening, I was having a totally normal conversation with Boyfriend about how quickly I’d be out there at all my old favorite bars slutting it up if we were to break up. To which he replied, “Right because that’s going to get a guy to marry you. Guys don’t marry drunk sluts that [...]

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