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How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 01

Powered by Podbean.com Goldy discusses his lack of planning for his girlfriend’s upcoming visit, and Mark reveals the worst dinner date he’s ever had. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his Canadian friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York City and discuss the ways in which the city is so [...]

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Bad Romance

A friend of mine just shared an awful, but hilarious, story about a recent date she went on and because it is so funny, and awful, I thought I would share, so I’ve copied it below for all of you to enjoy. When reading this story please keep in mind a few things: My friend is [...]

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New Gloom: Why Dating a “Twilight” Vampire Might Be Bloody Awful

Everyone is in a frenzy over the upcoming premiere of “New Moon,” the second installment of the “Twilight” saga. This week, New York Magazine features an article about “Twilight”-obsessed moms. AT&T, Burger King, and Volvo have all tapped into the madness, offering all kinds of merchandise, from ring tones to water bottles to the chance [...]

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Date Ends With Both Parties Alive And Unraped

So it’s been over a week since I first posted about my unbelievable connection with a guy I saw in a bar and then later advertised for on the internet. Since then, we’ve been on two (and a half) dates. Let me start this off by saying I haven’t been on a real “date” (like first [...]

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The Case of the Missed Connection

So now that I’m single, I’m basically back to being 13 years old and boy crazy. I’m not sure why, especially when I’ve taken on this singledom specifically as a means to “find myself” and grow as a person and all that Dr. Phil crap. Maybe it’s because I just love guys. I love the [...]

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Six Signs He’s/She’s In a Failing Relationship

Yesterday I stumbled upon an interesting article online titled, “13 Signs He’s Dating a Loser;” a how-to guide if you will for men to spot loser women (as if such a thing exists) they may be in a relationship with, and get the hell out asap! Boyfriend asked me to read the article, all the [...]

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Reverse Schedule Dating

This is the story of a close friend of mine: a cutthroat career woman who started dating…a bartender…at nightclub Kiss & Fly. (Don’t judge her.) I know what you’re all thinking – that this scenario seems a little weird, but trust me, after seeing Hannah with eligible-executive-suit-type after eligible-sporty type for years (and it never [...]

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Hi! I’m In… Delaware.

Okay so last night, while on my family vacation week at the gay capital of the East Coast (Rehoboth Beach, DE) I got very drunk on vanilla vodka and Dr. Pepper and decided to go out looking for trouble. Afterwards, I came home and wrote about it (while still very drunk.) This morning, I thought [...]

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An Ok Exchange

In my endless pursuit to find entertainment on the internet, I’ve been reduced to joining the free and popular among the youth dating site OkCupid. About 15 seconds after signing up and entering some rudimentary interests and uploading a single picture, I realized this was a terrible mistake. My screen was immediately being ass-raped by [...]

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Conversations I Fantasize About Having With Non-Family Members

Guy Friend Who Has Lame Girlfriend Me: Hey dude, your girlfriend is really lame. She can’t hang at all. Friend: Do you think I should break up with her? Me: Yes. Immediately. Friend: Okay. Good idea. I’m calling her now. ….Want to make out? Me: Yes. Stupid Silly Bitches Me: Hey guys, do you mind if I put on a [...]

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