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[Podcast] How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 04

Powered by Podbean.com Mark talks about his dislike of Whole Foods, while Goldy reveals the best places in New York City to meet women. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York and discuss the ways in which the city is so great, weird, [...]

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[Podcast] How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 03

Powered by Podbean.com Goldy advises a listener on how long you should wait to call a woman after a date, and Mark discusses his personal grudge against comedian Don Rickles. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York and discuss the ways in which [...]

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How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 02

Powered by Podbean.com Powered by Podbean.com Mark explains why he thinks going to the movies is a perfect date, and Goldy reveals how he was able to successfully woo a woman after only spending $8. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York and discuss [...]

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How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 01

Powered by Podbean.com Goldy discusses his lack of planning for his girlfriend’s upcoming visit, and Mark reveals the worst dinner date he’s ever had. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his Canadian friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York City and discuss the ways in which the city is so [...]

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Bad Romance

A friend of mine just shared an awful, but hilarious, story about a recent date she went on and because it is so funny, and awful, I thought I would share, so I’ve copied it below for all of you to enjoy. When reading this story please keep in mind a few things: My friend is [...]

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Man Cave

Has anyone heard of the ridiculous concept of a ”man cave”? Until I met Boyfriend, I never had before. But he quickly filled me in and informed me, almost immediately after we started to get serious, that he plans to have one.   For those who aren’t aware, a man cave is a room where a “man can be [...]

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Revelations in Dealing with Men

I’m at dinner with a girlfriend of mine gabbing away about our love lives and soliciting one another for advice. It’s your typical retarded, over-analytical conversation of ‘do you think when he said X, he really meant Y?’ or ‘when he did Q it was actually a metaphor for Z?’ and ‘when he failed to [...]

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The Clueless Girlfriend : Paranormal Activity

“So Paranormal Activity plays today down the street. What movie time do you want to go to, the 12:10 or the 12:40?” I just sort of pretended to ignore him. I was actually getting really good at that. Listening, but not really listening, responding, but not really responding. So I did a bit of a grunt. [...]

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The Petition for Polyandry

Last night over a few beers at Happy Hour with my cousin, I was explaining to him why it should be acceptable in society for women to have more than one husband. Polyandry they call it. The reason being because if you’re honest about it, no one man can fulfill a woman in every way [...]

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Six Signs He’s/She’s In a Failing Relationship

Yesterday I stumbled upon an interesting article online titled, “13 Signs He’s Dating a Loser;” a how-to guide if you will for men to spot loser women (as if such a thing exists) they may be in a relationship with, and get the hell out asap! Boyfriend asked me to read the article, all the [...]

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