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Hideous Neanderthal Holiday Jewelry

I’ll never forget when I started complaining to a friend about the amount of crap I receive in my inbox from Urban Daddy. “It’s like, all the time,” I whined. She returned my anger with a quizzical look and said: “Yeah, dude. They email you daily. It’s a daily mailing.” Well, that explained why I felt constantly [...]

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He Said / She Said: Diamond Rings

In a recent post on The Frisky, the topic of engagement rings was debated. One man argued that it doesn’t make sense to give a woman an expensive engagement ring. Instead, he says, the money should be used for something efficient like a down payment on a house. Besides, the diamond market is a monopoly. On the [...]

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All I want for Christmas

Is YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Just kidding. That’s lame. I, like most of us gluttons, prefer material possessions on Christmas, thank you very much. So here we are on Christmas Eve again. And if you’re like me, you’re asking yourself, “How the hell did it get here so quickly?” I see that as I get older, time seems [...]

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