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Neighbor Trouble

When I moved to my first NYC solo apartment, I was thrilled for multiple reasons. An added bonus: The apartment a floor below me appeared to be the playground of three hot, seemingly-single, straight samples of man meat roommates with a hoard of amazingly attractive male friends. Their apartment isn’t even directly below mine, so [...]

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Dead and Gone

Earlier this evening, as I listened to “Dead and Gone” by T.I. and J.T. for like the millionth time because I luuuurve that song, I thought about how the old me was now dead and gone. Well, ok, that may be just a tad over-the-top, but you know what I mean. I was reflecting on [...]

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We’re Not Crazy, We’re Just Passionate

Last week I was speaking with a male co-worker of mine who mentioned that he and his girlfriend had recently broken up. When I inquired as to the reason why, he said it was because she was “crazy.” He didn’t explain why she was supposedly crazy, and I didn’t ask. She may actually have really [...]

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