The Anti-Sleepover

Last night I got together with my girls to celebrate one of their birthdays on Long Island and the game plan was to pre-party at the birthday girls’ cousin’s apartment, then hit the bars for more drinking and dancing, and then back to the apartment to crash. All fine and good except for the last [...]

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Another Cheesy Thanksgiving Post

Remember last Thanksgiving when I wrote a post about people who should be more thankful? Well, GOOD NEWS! This year I wrote another cheesy Thanksgiving-related post, but this year it’s all about me (something new and different). Many of my posts consists of me bitching about all the things that I don’t like about life, like [...]

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Conversations I Fantasize About Having With Non-Family Members

Guy Friend Who Has Lame Girlfriend Me: Hey dude, your girlfriend is really lame. She can’t hang at all. Friend: Do you think I should break up with her? Me: Yes. Immediately. Friend: Okay. Good idea. I’m calling her now. ….Want to make out? Me: Yes. Stupid Silly Bitches Me: Hey guys, do you mind if I put on a [...]

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Where can I go to be free to be me?

Earlier this evening, towards the end of the work day, I was contemplating updating my Facebook status to something like, “Thank god I don’t have to listen to my clients bitch at me for two days,” but then I paused. Do I really want my co-workers and former clients who friended me to see that?, [...]

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The friendship double-standard, or what I like to call, “Frias.”

There was a girl who used to be my best friend in college and in the years that followed. She was the girl who knew everything about me.  We totally understood each other - we knew it was ok to read your boyfriend’s e-mail, and poke holes in the tires of your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s [...]

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