SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

Another Cheesy Thanksgiving Post

Remember last Thanksgiving when I wrote a post about people who should be more thankful? Well, GOOD NEWS! This year I wrote another cheesy Thanksgiving-related post, but this year it’s all about me (something new and different). Many of my posts consists of me bitching about all the things that I don’t like about life, like [...]

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Conversations I Fantasize About Having With Non-Family Members

Guy Friend Who Has Lame Girlfriend Me: Hey dude, your girlfriend is really lame. She can’t hang at all. Friend: Do you think I should break up with her? Me: Yes. Immediately. Friend: Okay. Good idea. I’m calling her now. ….Want to make out? Me: Yes. Stupid Silly Bitches Me: Hey guys, do you mind if I put on a [...]

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Where can I go to be free to be me?

Earlier this evening, towards the end of the work day, I was contemplating updating my Facebook status to something like, “Thank god I don’t have to listen to my clients bitch at me for two days,” but then I paused. Do I really want my co-workers and former clients who friended me to see that?, [...]

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The friendship double-standard, or what I like to call, “Frias.”

There was a girl who used to be my best friend in college and in the years that followed. She was the girl who knew everything about me.  We totally understood each other - we knew it was ok to read your boyfriend’s e-mail, and poke holes in the tires of your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s [...]

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