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Duck Shoes & Google Ad Sense Calls Me a Sex Offender

Why? I photographed these shoes in an elevator. At first I just thought, ‘wow heinous footwear,’ then I noticed there’s actually a separate section for your toe! Again, why? So you can look like a duck? Not only does this hurt people’s eyes, there’s NO WAY it can be comfortable. Where do you even find shoes [...]

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Caught in the ‘Net

As a product of my environment, a poster child of today’s “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs” society, and an undeniable slave to trend of all genres, I spend most of my waking hours connected to, thinking about, and using the internet. One of the most revolutionary developments of my adolescent life was, undoubtedly, wi-fi. [...]

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