SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

“Real” Adulthood

Good morning. If you’re reading this, most likely, you’re what our society would define as an ‘adult.’ A shocking thought, I know. Someone over twenty-one. At a desk. With a job. Well, today, I’m wishing I had known earlier in life exactly what being an adult defined. When I was in child, in high school and [...]

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Enjoying One’s Job…Fact or Myth?

I used to have to make her salads. Yup, that is correct. I had to make my boss her salad every single day.  I would go into the kitchen where there was a chef present, but I had to override the chef (because clearly my salad making ability was off the charts why do you think I [...]

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