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Why He Didn’t Call You Back

We got a friendly shout out from The Social Man today and I wanted to share this video they created about why a guy might not call you back after a date. I also happened to like the soundtrack. Check it out: My synopsis of what they covered: 1. If you like him, touch him (on the [...]

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Money Talk & My Top Ten Ways to Save

It’s always disheartening to go to BankofAmerica.com and be informed that December ate your life savings. All those Christmas gifts to others (and myself), and vacations (because you have vacation time, you have to use it) seriously cut into whatever money you were stockpiling. Also, New Year’s resolutions, which seem like innocent, positive things are actually [...]

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The Art of ReGifting

Christmas is rapidly approaching and the combination of sub-zero weather with the financial crisis makes going out to ‘shop’ seem like an even worse idea than playing Secret Santa with coworkers you loathe. Cold? Lines? Carrying things? Financial humiliation? Thanks, I’d rather stay in my freezing apartment which I can’t afford to heat and try to regain [...]

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How To: Pick a Crab (The Ones From The Ocean)

[digg=http://digg.com/food_drink/How_To_Pick_a_Blue_Crab] It’s summer! If you’re from Maryland or the general Delmarva region, you know that summer means steamed crabs and more Old Bay than you can shake a stick at. As a Baltimorean, I keep Old Bay on hand year-round, and never leave the country without it. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Old [...]

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