SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

Celebrity Serial Killer

Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Gale Storm (don’t worry, I didn’t know who she was either before I IMD’b her ass) and now Steve McNair ( I didn’t put the lovely Farrah in this list because she died a very sad death from a cancer that was incurable). That’s a lot of deaths in [...]

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If I Were An Advice Columnist Take 2!

Since my first column worked out so well (well, in my mind at least), I thought I’d continue to help people and try it again. Here’s the latest call for help I received . . . Dear, Subway Gal. I have a problem. I’m a 16 year-old girl who pretty much has it all. I mean, I [...]

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Things I Could’ve Done Without in 2008

So every year around this time we get the lists chronicling the “Best” and “Worst” of 2008. That’s all well and good, but is it really covering new ground? Yeah yeah, Sarah Palin’s preggo daughter is among the worst and the video for “Single Ladies” is among the best. Tell me something I don’t know. [...]

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