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The Fame Monster

Has anyone picked up on the Lady Gaga theme I have going on lately? I swear it’s not intentional. Fame. Everyone wants it, but few will ever posses it. But I guess in today’s world where anyone who is either slutty, crazy, desperate, rich or any combination of those can get their own reality show, it’s [...]

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Why I Should Have My Own Reality Show

Lately I’ve been feeling a lot more resentful of life than usual. I’m not sure why this is. Perhaps because I’m going nowhere fast in a job I don’t particularly enjoy, or maybe because in this past week alone (keep in mind it’s only been three days), I’ve heard of one new baby announcement and [...]

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When I Grow Up

I’ve decided that when I grow up, I want to be a Kardashian. I’ve made it no secret that I’m obsessed with the whole damn family, so this really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. I think that being a Kardashian would be wonderful. Except for the fact that their father is no longer [...]

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In the News Lately

Healthcare reform this, healthcare reform that, healthcare reform every damn place you look. WE GET IT! Healthcare reform, in some shape and form, is on the way and everybody and their mother has an opinion about it. Although Congress is off for the remainder of the summer (lucky bastards), healthcare reform remains the No. 1 topic [...]

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