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Holiday Nightlife

Sunday night insanity occurred. First off, I somehow had 50+ people out the Sunday before Christmas after a blizzard, which is pretty good. Then the guys DJ Pauly D and Mike the Situation were at 1Oak having a blast. Mike the Situation kept taking bottles of champagne, pouring, popping and spraying it on everyone in [...]

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New Years Info, Celebrity Sightings & Events this Month

Let’s start with my birthday. I turned 23 a few hours ago at the strike of 12am last night (Sunday) at 1Oak. I don’t drink, but was forced to tonight by all the dudes that have offered me alcohol in the past, which I always declined. I didn’t want to get “plastered” as you Americans [...]

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Asleep on the Job and Jay-Z at 1Oak

Absolut Vodka Event at La Pomme on Tuesday, P Diddy’s birthday at Kiss and Fly on Tuesday, O’Neal McKnight at Kiss and Fly Wednesday – I missed it all last week. I woke up at 4am with 236 text messages from girls saying they hate me for mass texting them to come out when I [...]

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Club Closings & Birthdays at 1Oak

So Tuesday late night at Marquee a wealthy gentleman came through and bought HEAVY amounts of alcohol. Then he was throwing large stacks of dollar bills in the air. Oh, geez. I only WISH I had a camera to see this great moment and what ensued - people squatting and attempting to grab up the [...]

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No Girls and Still Club Hopping Alone

Wednesday night wasn’t such a good night for me. I started off pissed because no girls were coming to Kiss and Fly. As I got to Kiss, the entire Knicks basketball team entered in usual hood/hats, nothing new, some tall, some short whatevs. They stayed in the back of the room while some drunk guy [...]

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The Week in Recap: NBA & Baseball Players, Wale & Shaggy Live Performances

Let’s kick it off talking about last week. Thursday. NBA hosted an event in Chinatown on Bowery. It was for a new video game coming out by 2K sports, NBA 2k10. Donnie Klang from Making the Band was there interviewing people and asking questions. Wale did a live performance which you can see here: I started [...]

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Celebrity Guests at Tenjune, Marquee, Small Lounges to Check Out & the Hottest Club Right Now

So last night (Tuesday), Sean Kingston was supposed to be performing at Tenjune. So don’t lose faith in Tenjune just because of the owner’s new club project Simyone. Tenjune still has some energy left in it. Marquee was having a much bigger celebrity. I wanted to tell people early on who it was, but the managers [...]

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Nightlife Crazies: Invitation Dissection

Oh, it’s “Fashion Week,” resulting in ridiculous promotional email invites permeating my Inbox. Let’s take a look at Exhibit A below and dissect, shall we? Alright Bloc Group: I know as promoters it’s your job to sink your teeth into concept of Fashion Week and its consequential promise of models and increased bottle sales like a [...]

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One Mystery Solved, Another Emerges

Case files closed on the Kiss & Fly cone saga (sort of.) I finally decided to have a serious chat with the bathroom attendant and almost tripped into the sink when she revealed that she ASKED someone to put a cone / cone(s) on the toilet. “The toilet is not broken,” she emphasized in our [...]

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Braindead Friday

Anyone looking to listen to house music mid-morning will be pleased to know I’ve finally located the number one song from my trip to Brazil. I heard it every night and subsequently became obsessed with it. Upon arriving in the US, I searched for it fruitlessly on iTunes and You Tube. I tried to recreate [...]

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