What Happens When Your Savings Account Equals $0?

 Carrie: “I spent forty thousand dollars on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoe.”   There comes the time in every (late) 20-something’s life when they are supposed to take a certain amount of their income and apply it to their “savings” account.  What [...]

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“Real” Adulthood

Good morning. If you’re reading this, most likely, you’re what our society would define as an ‘adult.’ A shocking thought, I know. Someone over twenty-one. At a desk. With a job. Well, today, I’m wishing I had known earlier in life exactly what being an adult defined. When I was in child, in high school and [...]

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I’m Back, Bitches!

Hey everyone, sorry for my gross, disgusting, seemingly neverending leave of absence from the site. I went through a lot of personal changes (dealing with my developing body, hair in new places, puberty, etc.) and felt it would be best that I keep all my crazy shit to myself for a little bit. But now [...]

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Life according to plan

I know this may come to a shock to some of you (those  who don’t have the good fortune of knowing me intimately), but I am a just a tad neurotic. Well, that may be a bit of understatement. I’m actually pretty neurotic, bordering on full-blown OCD. But it’s really not as bad as it [...]

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