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Top Ten Things You’ll Find in a Guy’s Room

Not so long ago we posted about “Man Caves” and how men with live-in girlfriends/wives feel entitled to a household area of manliness dedicated just for them and their testosterone. Today, I’d like to observe the top ten things in a man’s bedroom (single or non live-in girlfriend), primarily because I’ve noticed some overwhelming similarities. [...]

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Man Cave

Has anyone heard of the ridiculous concept of a ”man cave”? Until I met Boyfriend, I never had before. But he quickly filled me in and informed me, almost immediately after we started to get serious, that he plans to have one.   For those who aren’t aware, a man cave is a room where a “man can be [...]

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Revelations in Dealing with Men

I’m at dinner with a girlfriend of mine gabbing away about our love lives and soliciting one another for advice. It’s your typical retarded, over-analytical conversation of ‘do you think when he said X, he really meant Y?’ or ‘when he did Q it was actually a metaphor for Z?’ and ‘when he failed to [...]

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Defining Your Type

While having girl talk (about boys, naturally) one of my friends recently asked me what my type was. I had been pondering this myself lately, and had decided that my “type” was pretty simple: attractive and interesting, and able to make me laugh. While most girls can get pretty specific about their criteria for a [...]

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Can Men Have A Later Curfew Without Being Kidnapped?

I have this ‘talent’ if you will..maybe more of a “skill’..or even a “dexterity”…(that is all that came up in the synonym check) The point is, I can make people talk. Remember in the horrible movie ‘Conspiracy Theory’ with Mel Gibson when they keep taping his eyelids open and dunking him in the water over [...]

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When to Sleep with a Guy

The Social Man posted this video yesterday and I naturally I wanted to add in MY purely from female perspective two cents. So they cover that you shouldn’t sleep with a guy if you’re doing it to get him into a relationship with you. Yes. Thinking that sex equals a relationship is sort of like thinking [...]

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True Love? Not Even ABC-Disney Can Make it Happen

I’ve confessed that I watch The Bachelor. Not my finest moment, but at least I was honest. There’s something about the idea of witnessing two people truly falling in love on national television that’s intoxicating enough to religiously DVR. Last night was the season finale. It went something like this: 8:15pm – They’re still just recapping. [...]

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Contest Time: How Did You Move in Together? (And Out!)

Yes, this is It’s You Life, We Write it Funnier, but in an effort to make things a little more interactive and give entitled, self absorbed folks all over the world five-minutes in the spotlight, I’m now introducing weekly contests. Yes, because life just isn’t competitive or stressful enough – just kidding. This will be [...]

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Love on the Brain

I’m lucky enough to study with a famous yoga teacher in New York. She’s written several books, studied in India for decades, is considered a spiritual leader in this school of yoga and wears the traditional jewels and flowing gowns, the whole nine-yards. Being in her presence is a huge privilege. Even when she’s [...]

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Why He Didn’t Call You Back

We got a friendly shout out from The Social Man today and I wanted to share this video they created about why a guy might not call you back after a date. I also happened to like the soundtrack. Check it out: My synopsis of what they covered: 1. If you like him, touch him (on the [...]

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