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If I Were An Advice Columnist Take 2!

Since my first column worked out so well (well, in my mind at least), I thought I’d continue to help people and try it again. Here’s the latest call for help I received . . . Dear, Subway Gal. I have a problem. I’m a 16 year-old girl who pretty much has it all. I mean, I [...]

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Thankful

I hope everyone’s Thanksgivings were decent and filled with lots of good food. Mine definitely was, which is why I almost went into cardiac arrest this morning in cardio kickboxing class. So, what, if anything, were you thankful for this year? I’m thankful to have a job in this shitty economy!! I’m also thankful for the [...]

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