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Life Forms Outside of New York

This past weekend I voyaged to Vermont. Everyone said I’d morph into an icicle, not realizing that risk of death by frostbite wasn’t the point. I just wanted to get Out. Of. Manhattan. Let me reiterate: OUT! Sure we love the chaos, the clubs, dodging people’s spit and watching drunk men use our discarded water bottle as urinals [...]

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Full House

While MMB was lucky enough to escape the trenches of the family vacation, the extended fam drafted me to come up to New England for the week, an order I could not avoid due to my current state of unemployment. So as she gets ready to go live it up in the Hamptons for the long [...]

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New England Gangstas

Since I’m going to need some weekend time to organize my thoughts on my latest treacherous night out (it involves inappropriate behavior at a charity event at the Waldorf Astoria), compliments of Bartok and co. today I bring you this hysterical video. Basically it mocks the disgusting waspy-ness that is New England and Connecticut life [...]

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