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[Podcast] How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 04

Powered by Podbean.com Mark talks about his dislike of Whole Foods, while Goldy reveals the best places in New York City to meet women. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York and discuss the ways in which the city is so great, weird, [...]

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[Podcast] How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 03

Powered by Podbean.com Goldy advises a listener on how long you should wait to call a woman after a date, and Mark discusses his personal grudge against comedian Don Rickles. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York and discuss the ways in which [...]

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How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 02

Powered by Podbean.com Powered by Podbean.com Mark explains why he thinks going to the movies is a perfect date, and Goldy reveals how he was able to successfully woo a woman after only spending $8. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York and discuss [...]

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How to Do Nothing without Really Trying: Valentine’s Day, Episode 01

Powered by Podbean.com Goldy discusses his lack of planning for his girlfriend’s upcoming visit, and Mark reveals the worst dinner date he’s ever had. Join award-winning writer and filmmaker Mark L. Feinsod and his Canadian friend Goldy as they talk about various issues concerning New York City and discuss the ways in which the city is so [...]

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The Whyner

When I was a budding adolescent, mouth o’ metal and too-short flare jeans, I kept a spiral sketchbook full of angst, anger, and drawings of dogs. Home for the holidays, I stumbled upon this relic while searching for the young-adult series Song of the Lioness, four fantasy books about a lady knight with special healing [...]

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Birthday Recap, Celebrity Sightings

Just recently found out that Tuesday the Timbaland album release party will be taking place at Hudson Terrace instead of Kiss and Fly. Sad. So Tonight at 10pm Hudson terrace. Sunday at 1Oak for my birthday was so much fun. Rihanna was at the table next to me wearing her sunglasses and having a good time. [...]

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Not So Ladylike

You gotta love New York. Bright lights, fame, fashion and jazz hands. The city has it all. And all includes crazy women on the subway. Scary? A little. Amusing? Definitely. So I guess it balances itself out.   Today’s subject: Crazy lady I was squished next to on the V train home this evening.   Let me begin by [...]

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New York Stunned List > Manhattan > Missed Reconnections

SPOTTED YOU, THE HIGH SCHOOL HEARTTHROB (!), ON ST. MARK’S - w4m - East Village I called your name–well, shouted it. See, I’d already had a couple of glasses of wine, so my usually razor-sharp, borderline-paranoid social senses were dulled. Had it been the sobering light of day, I never would have shouted. I probably wouldn’t have [...]

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New Take on Party “Animal”?

As if the giant pink elephant that runs around Pink wasn’t enough, we now have a giant pink pig in tighty-whities invading NYC nightlife. What will promotional agencies with access to full-body rental costumes think up next? Last night at Todd English’s Juliet Supper Club in Chelsea, the pink pig landed. Naturally, crowds gathered and models (probably [...]

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Halloween Tips and Tricks

So happy Friday everyone as we launch into the biggest party weekend of the fall. Tonight, pre-Halloween madness, tomorrow, the actual day + parade, Sunday, the New York marathon. For those of you who take enjoying yourself as seriously as your job, this weekend IS a kind of marathon (for how much drinking, fun, crowds, [...]

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