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Halloween Tips and Tricks

So happy Friday everyone as we launch into the biggest party weekend of the fall. Tonight, pre-Halloween madness, tomorrow, the actual day + parade, Sunday, the New York marathon. For those of you who take enjoying yourself as seriously as your job, this weekend IS a kind of marathon (for how much drinking, fun, crowds, [...]

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What’s That, Brain? The Hamptons Destroyed You?

The long weekend in the Hamptons involving daily mass quantities of Patron has rendered me stupid. I’m in the process of gathering the strength to recount the tale and review the clubs with some sort of wit and intelligence. Don’t think that can possibly happen today. As a friend in my house whined Monday while [...]

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Flying Money & Fromoters

Once you’ve lived in New York five years, you think you’ve seen the maximum douchiness this city has to offer. Alas, no. Go here to see the sad insanity I witnessed this past weekend. The party foul was conducted by a promoter; someone you’d think would be classy and know better. This segways into my [...]

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Medicating Clubbing Spring Fever Quiz

Spring has been an eternal excuse for people to get a little frisky; to let their guard down, let their worries down, let their pants down, etc. While this all sounds fabulous, it’s a big lifestyle adjustment to trade your nightly mac’n’cheese in bed for nightly evenings at Marquee. To help everyone cope, I’ve created [...]

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Virtual Tour of NYC’s The Box

Going out too much can make you feel crazy. No locale however can compete on the crazy scale with The Box, Manhattan’s whacky version of a Freak Show, Cabaret, and Dinner Theater rolled tightly into one notoriously high-priced package. All the glittery songs, stripping, contortionists, and acts of defilement start at $2,000 minimum just to [...]

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Weekend Highlights Reel

1. Rain. Rain. A downpour of rain. Misty rain. 2. Me getting sewage splashed my across my body as trucks on Varick street thunder through mini-lakes. 3. Men successfully pulling off acts of chivalry – giving me their umbrella, picking me up at my apartment… Men take note: Disastrous weather of any kind is a [...]

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Punta Day 4: Endurance Test

Previous Post Punta Day 3 Ever since the weather turned beach appropriate, my house slipped into a routine of heading to Jose Ignacio beach mere moments after waking up. My eyes would flutter open to Cavalli’s crazy, pop, created-by-a-12-year-old girl iPod playlist blasting from across the hall and I’d know I had approximately six minutes to [...]

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Punta Day 2: Breaking & Entering

Previous Post: Punta Day 1 Remember in childhood P.E. classes the dreaded running game known as a “relay race?” You’d pass off a baton, ball, stick, or rock (pending on the funding of your elementary school’s P.E. program) panting like a maniac trying to beat the opposing team. The process described above is similar to how we [...]

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Punta: Day One

Previous Post, Punta Blasting Out I arrived at Montevideo airport (for those of you that don’t know, Montevideo is the sketchy Uruguayan city one usually flies into to then drive two hours to Punta del Este) feeling refreshed (I was that passed out drooling person with a blanket over my head on the plane) and shocked [...]

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Rock it, Rocco

Looking for something to celebrate this evening? This is worth your while: Come Celebrate the Birthday
Of Beloved International Nightlife Icon
Rocco Ancarola
Friday December 14th 11:00pm

Along With Special Guest
DJ Benji Candelario from Ibiza


Pink Elephant
527 West 27th Street New York
212.463.0000
www.pinkelephantclub.com Few truly deserve the absurd title of “nightlife icon.” Mr. Rocco does. Just check out my pics of him booty dancing topless [...]

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