SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

New Years Info, Celebrity Sightings & Events this Month

Let’s start with my birthday. I turned 23 a few hours ago at the strike of 12am last night (Sunday) at 1Oak. I don’t drink, but was forced to tonight by all the dudes that have offered me alcohol in the past, which I always declined. I didn’t want to get “plastered” as you Americans [...]

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10 Commandments for the 21st Century

With all the talk these past few weeks about the war between Ms. California and Perez Hilton over gay marriage, and the new renewed debates on the topic that it’s sparked,  I got to thinking about the good ole 10 COMMANDMENTS. Those who are against gay marriage argue that the 10 COMMANDMENTS define marriage as being [...]

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My Secret Shame

Earlier this week, Boyfriend was watching a story about the torture debate on Keith Olbermann on MSNBC, and I was trying to tell him about Lindsay Lohan’s breakup with she-man Samantha Ronson that I was reading about on Perez Hilton. “This is really important,” he scolded. “You should care about this.” “Ummmmm I do freakin [...]

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In the News Today

The economy is in the crapper, global warming is coming to wipe us all out and you’ve gained at least five pounds from all the Easter candy you’ve been eating (or maybe that’s just me). So what’s making headlines in the news today? Let’s take a look at Google’s most read stories to find out [...]

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What a Woman Wants

This one is for the fellas. Ok guys, I know you’ve been thinking for a while, “Subway Gal is so wise. When will she tell us the secrets for bagging the woman of our dreams?” Well guys, wonder no more! Today, I am going to share with you a few (but not all) secrets about what [...]

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If I Were An Advice Columnist Take 2!

Since my first column worked out so well (well, in my mind at least), I thought I’d continue to help people and try it again. Here’s the latest call for help I received . . . Dear, Subway Gal. I have a problem. I’m a 16 year-old girl who pretty much has it all. I mean, I [...]

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