SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

Hot DJs and Pink Elephant Cleans House

I’ll hit it off with Monday night. Went to Johnny Utah’s first and enjoyed the bull. The party is still slow - in progress of getting back where it used to be. With new guys like Everon and Eddy B bringing great energy, things are looking promising for Monday nights Johnny Utah’s, which used to [...]

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Pink Elephant Loses Its Name & Celebrity Sightings

Pink Elephant was apparently off the chain last night - a long line up of celebs there for Sean Pecas’ birthday (he works for Def Jam and is close with JayZ and Fabulous). Other celebs included Mariah Carey, Clive Owen, Fabulous, Rick Ross, Nick Cannon, and a few more. I can’t even imagine how packed [...]

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Dancers in Beige Sequin Bikinis Consistently Spice Up This Party

Since its inauguration, I’ve perpetually found myself confused when writing about Meatpacking hotspot Kiss & Fly. On the one hand, they copied the décor and vibe of Pink Elephant disco ball by disco ball and are home to dirt-encrusted outdoor traffic cones and even worse, rumored B&T. On the other hand, Pink was getting old [...]

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Hamptons Diary: Memorial Day Weekend, Night 1

Accepting an invitation to stay in the Hamptons is like journeying into a black hole. No matter how well you know your host or how great they ensure you their set up is, until you’re physically on the premises you should be prepared to accept both a caddy shack and a castle. You can never [...]

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Some Things Never Change

After staying in for days and enjoying activities like staring at walls, ‘reading,’ watching old movies and forcing myself to eat fruit, I shoved myself into a social situation last night (crazy idea, I know) and immediately started adding wine and grappa to the mix. Needless to say, by the time I got to Suzie [...]

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An Eye Sore & Eye Candy

Please Join Us In Welcoming Frankie Knuckles The Godfather of House Music In a Rare Intimate Setting Thursday, February 28th, 11pm For Table Info & RSVP Please Call 212.463.0000 Pink Elephant 527 West 27th Street New York City www.pinkelephantclub.com I’ve been so busy taunting Kiss & Fly that I’ve completely neglected my precious first born, Pink Elephant. I actually haven’t even been there since [...]

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V-Day Events Gone Wild

Valentine’s Day isn’t only a night for lovers to get ripped off on chef’s tasting menus, evidently every club in the city is taking commercial advantage of the ‘holiday’ as well. Let’s look at some examples: For starters, we have a “Kiss Kiss” Valentine’s Day (whatever that means) hosted by celebrity photographer Patrick McMullan at Kiss [...]

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Hating on DJs

Please Join Pink Elephant Thursday, January 31st at 11pmAs We Celebrate Our3rd Annual Brasilian Caranval With Batucada Drummers and Samba Dancers Brasilian House Beats provided by DJ Marco Peruzzi Bring your favorite Carnaval mask or one will be provided for you. (Animated Invite Here) Observe the invite above. This looks like something I’d get excited about, [...]

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Official Kiss & Fly Review / Club Rumors

So I finally made it to Kiss & Fly and by “made it” I mean I got past the throngs of people and into the actual club for a two-hour analysis. My review in a nutshell: “Pink Elephant – without the energy or the crazy French people.” If Webster needed a visual example for the phrase “copy [...]

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Rock it, Rocco

Looking for something to celebrate this evening? This is worth your while: Come Celebrate the Birthday
Of Beloved International Nightlife Icon
Rocco Ancarola
Friday December 14th 11:00pm

Along With Special Guest
DJ Benji Candelario from Ibiza


Pink Elephant
527 West 27th Street New York
212.463.0000
www.pinkelephantclub.com Few truly deserve the absurd title of “nightlife icon.” Mr. Rocco does. Just check out my pics of him booty dancing topless [...]

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