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If I Were An Advice Columnist Take 2!

Since my first column worked out so well (well, in my mind at least), I thought I’d continue to help people and try it again. Here’s the latest call for help I received . . . Dear, Subway Gal. I have a problem. I’m a 16 year-old girl who pretty much has it all. I mean, I [...]

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If I Were an Advice Columnist

I think I’m going to start a regular feature called, yes, you guessed it, “If I Were an Advice Columnist.” I’ve always (for the past 5 minutes) wondered what it would be like to be an advice columnist and have that much power over pathetic people’s lives. Imagine the fun you could have! I also [...]

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