SelfAbsorbed.ME : ‘It’s Your Life, We Just Write it Funnier’

Will The Computer Eventually Die Out? (God I Hope So)

 I went almost the whole weekend one time, a full 2 ½ days without touching the power button. I tried really hard to not even go near it. Just left it sitting in the dark corner, on the bottom shelf of the desk. I don’t need you gmail! I don’t need you Facebook! Or Twitter! [...]

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Technology: Clearly Out to Get Us

So as many of you may have noticed, last week this site went a bit nuts (by nuts I mean, not functional), especially for those of you who use Internet Explorer. We sincerely apologize, and many thanks to all of you who wrote in to let us know. In the future, any tech problem you [...]

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Too Fast, Too Furious

I consider myself a self-appointed Friday Night Lights missionary. I actually consider it a personal and spiritual responsibility to convert as many people as possible into devotees of the show. Recently, I took it upon myself to convert my father by showing up at his doorstep with an empty stomach, season one on DVD, and [...]

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The World in High Def

I realize high definition is old news for tech lovers, Best Buy employees, and the majority of the male population. These folks have been watching blu-rays (which still just make me giggle because it sounds like stingray) and enjoying high def flat screens for over a year now. I however, only truly experienced high definition [...]

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Love…Just Around the Corner

Ever think about how your perfect match could be that attractive guy whose armpit you’ve been thrust up against on an overcrowded subway car, but you’ll never know? No? Me neither. But people who watch too many Meg Ryan movies seem to be particular fans of this serendipitous ‘star crossed lovers’ view of romance. In those films, [...]

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The Day The Computer Died

So remember way back when I described the day my landlord forgot to get oil to heat our building (including the water) as the worst day of my life? (Okay, I tend to exaggerate, that’s nothing new.) Well this weekend I crowned a new winner of the title “Worst Day of My Life.” Now this [...]

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Questions for My iPhone

I love my iPhone probably way too much. It does pretty much everything to the point where I have become utterly dependent on it, and can’t imagine living without it, or, almost as bad, going back to some other, simpler phone that only (gulp) makes phone calls. This thing allows me to store all the [...]

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