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Stranger Things Have Happened (Part II)

I last left you during my panic attack. After a night of drinking and a trip to Nathan’s, I’d casually asked Jake, my latest romantic interest, back to my apartment. When he agreed to such a course of action, I found myself experiencing a downward spiral of paranoia: I didn’t really know Jake. Did it seem [...]

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A Medium-Rare Encounter

Yesterday morning, after attempting to go caffeine-less until noon, I caved at 11:17 and rose to get my first cup. “Ooh, gosh,” I heard Sushi Girl exhale. I turned. “What?” “Well, just so you’re aware, that skirt shows off some serious underwear lines.” “Great. Really? Is it that bad?” “Yeah. I’d like, just take them off if I were you.” “Ugh. [...]

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